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Nipple Slip

i never could work out why man nips are acceptable yet woman nips are somehow not allowed (somebody think of the children!) even though they're the same.

also why are topless fat guys with massive tits ok but even tiny ladyboobs aren't?

society: sort your shit out!
 
A good nipple slip is accidental.

I can appreciate organic porn because god made it happen.

The final number in the Rocky Horror picture Show, I have no idea who was asleep at th wheel to let all those nipples slip and stay slipped for about ten minutes, but as I type this I'm figuring out that that whole thing was probably filmed in one shot, which is next to impossible and expensive as hell for a filmmaker, unless as you know if 90 percent of the cast had spent years touring in the stage play.

Where was I?

I'm particular about who creates my erections how.

I also hate liars.

Berman is taking credit for erections that did not happen because catsuits are not sexy.

That's fraud.
 
A good nipple slip is accidental.

I can appreciate organic porn because god made it happen.

The final number in the Rocky Horror picture Show, I have no idea who was asleep at th wheel to let all those nipples slip and stay slipped for about ten minutes, but as I type this I'm figuring out that that whole thing was probably filmed in one shot, which is next to impossible and expensive as hell for a filmmaker, unless as you know if 90 percent of the cast was from the stage play.

Where was I?

I'm particular about who creates my erections how.

I also hate liars.

Berman is taking credit for erections that did not happen because catsuits are not sexy.

That's fraud.

You're a very interesting person, and this post made me laugh. Thank you for the amusement.
 
i never could work out why man nips are acceptable yet woman nips are somehow not allowed (somebody think of the children!) even though they're the same.
The same???:wtf:
I have yet to see a man's nipples as sexually arousing as a woman's. I don't even thing gay men are stimulated by just a male nipple.:lol:
 
i never could work out why man nips are acceptable yet woman nips are somehow not allowed (somebody think of the children!) even though they're the same.
The same???:wtf:
I have yet to see a man's nipples as sexually arousing as a woman's. I don't even thing gay men are stimulated by just a male nipple.:lol:

Did you learn nothing from the Ferengi?

Female nipples are special because they are hidden secretively & conservatively under bashful clothing.

Male nipples are dull because they are superliminaly and ultrapublically exposed to the brightest light of day.

...

Years ago, I had a friend who liked to get his girlfriend to knock back a little whiskey and then lick his nipples. He claimed it was like a nice little electric shock that gave him a semigasm.

Oddly they were both gay (noobs) in a holding pattern who couldn't find anyone of their own gender to frakk yet.
 
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I couldn't be bothered with this thread for the last two days because I thought the title was...

"Nipple Ship"
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So Trek fans were grossly offended by Seven & T'Pol in catsuits and the graphic display of sexuality in the decontamination scenes in ENT. , yet here we are giggling over a nipple slip.
It's more naughty when it's unintentional I guess hence the schoolgirl giggling.
 
So if all catsuits are created equal?

Would you want to see Wesley's catsuit diminished?

Possibly exposing his 17 year old midriff?
 
So Trek fans were grossly offended by Seven & T'Pol in catsuits and the graphic display of sexuality in the decontamination scenes in ENT. , yet here we are giggling over a nipple slip.
Only men of the other persuasion imo...or jealous women. :lol:
 
"A woman's natural enemy is her own bottom. It's always following her around, constantly snacking."

There's this set of gay blokes that come over to collect media off me once a month and the bear like one keeps telling me that Jeri Ryan is the perfect woman, I don't know if he's trying to get down to my level, or she's the one exception he'd make to trek on into vagina town, but it's unsettling.

If she is the only woman in the world he'd consider sleeping with, what sort of monster am I to rob him of that safe booty harbour by telling him such truths as that her eye balls could be used as fishbowls at the aquaium, seriously, I don't know what's perkier, her cornea or her tatas... Jeri could put an eye out with those things.
 
So Trek fans were grossly offended by Seven & T'Pol in catsuits and the graphic display of sexuality in the decontamination scenes in ENT. , yet here we are giggling over a nipple slip.
Only men of the other persuasion imo...or jealous women. :lol:
Say Word!!! :bolian:

However, men of the other persuasion loved Seven and P'Tol.
Tell me you can't picture drag queens dressed in silver catsuits and high heels in the East Village Halloween Parade? Those characters screamed "gay icon".;) ....and if ENT. was any more gay, it would be Spartacus.:lol:
 
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