TNG Caption This! 262: Whoa There!

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday to everyone! I hope the week has treated you well, lets go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Caution when you Travel" Award, going to:

Data: Commander, if you do not bring your own bedding to Risa, I insist that you use this scanning light on the provided sheets. It will likely change your mind.

Next, we have the "The Problems of Today IN THE FUTURE!" Award, going to:

Geordi: "Here's the problem. 'Error 404 File Not Found'....wait, what?"

Next, we have the "Professional Responsibility" Award, going to:

Worf: "Say, Counselor, I'll give you ten credits to make her run a lap around C Deck in her bra and panties!"
Troi: "Fifteen."

Next, we have "The Picard is Not Amused!" Award, going to:

PICARD: No Mr. Data. I would not like to see whats in the box.

Next, we have the "Interstellar Diplomacy" Award, going to:

This year's renewal of the Khitomer Accords entailed winning a staring contest against the reigning Klingon champion.

Our Photoshop award goes to:

DATA: That was not an interphase life-form, it was swamp-gas reflecting starlight from Venus.

Picard: "I'm sorry, but we're fresh out of prune juice. However, we could offer you a synthetic laxative if that will help."

Many thanks to all who participated and Congratulations to our winners! And now without further ado, lets go for our next contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: Worf, STOP THAT!

Riker, Worf and Data were not amused when the hotel lost their reservations.

Troi: Say anything rude about me and I'll tell the whole crew your secrets.

Worf: Klingons do not like Expresso.

Data: Is this what you meant by a "hangover?"

 

[Methos]

Crusher: Ohhhh shiiiiiit!!!!

Hardly original but the most realistic one that came to mind lol

M

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the Belly Laugh pick, Leadhead.

Anouncer (OS): "And it looks like we've got a few volunteers to be moving targets. On your mark, get set... Go!"
Beverly: "Jean-Luc, look out!!"
Jean-Luc: "Beverly, I told you it was a bad idea to go looking for your one-in-a-million 'bullseye' target!"

Riker: "What do you mean, you can't make a Shirley Temple?"

Picard: "Hmmmm... very nice, counselor!"
Troi: "See? I told you.
Picard: "Who'd have thought that they installed a massage mode in these chairs!"

Worf: "I always do it when I sip my tea. Is there something wrong?"
Riker (OS): "No, Worf. Not at all. As you were." *smirk*

Data: "Can you see me now?"
Laforge: *sigh*

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Crusher: "Apparently, Vash isn't nearly as open-minded as you thought!"
Picard: "Merde, I thought a threesome would be right up her alley! Keep running!"

 

[Gary7]

Despite all the subtle (and not so subtle) hints given from his crew mates and occasional visitors, Worf just never got it

 

[Mojochi]

Right about now, Crusher is kind of hoping those kegel exercises were worth the effort

Riker: Do I look like I'm kidding? I said which prostitute will take on all three of us?

Troi: Counselors don't do that. You'll need a female yeoman like Kirk had

To a Klingon, holding the pinky out means "I can kill you with my pinky, while drinking this tea"

Data: (Singing) You are black & I am white. You are upside down & I am upright. Side by side we're transporting, mission aborting, why don't weeee?

 

[Holdfast]

24th Century Vajazzle

RIKER: We're not leaving until we speak to the butcher who cut our hair.

TROI: ... the worst of it is, when we make love, I really can tell when he's thinking of someone else...

WORF: Do I spy cucumber sandwiches?

DATA: Why is it always the black guy who's hung?

or

DATA: I do not understand your unease, Geordi. When he was promoted, Worf had to walk the plank while we wore ancient naval uniforms; you're going to be lynched while we wear white sheets. I believe a human would say, don't be such a spoilsport about this.

or

DATA: I believe you are correct, Geordi. From this angle, your nostril hair really does resemble the Andromeda Galaxy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Wes isn't taking the news of our relationship well.

CRUSHER: You're telling me?!!!

RIKER: What do you mean you can't find our reservation? I know the Priceline Negotiator, personally!!!!!

TROI: You should meet my mother. I just know the two of you will get along.

WORF: Yes, Downton Abbey is my favorite show. What of it?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "This is my 'happy face'!"

 

[Finn]

Hotel receptionist: (OS) I'm sorry. We don't have a hot tub here.

Data: But I bought my little ducky

Worf: And prune juice

Troi: I'm sensed elevated hormone-driven thoughts in our helm officer.

Picard: Wesley, What did you think of Riker and Worf in drag during the talent show last night...

Worf: Thanks to Dr. Crusher and Pepcid AC, I can drink prune juice without worrying about getting heartburn. A warrior drink.

Geordi: The letter's in my underpants....

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "I am curious. Can that VISOR automatically flip your view right side up?"

 

[Winged Victory]

WORF: Yes, Downton Abbey is my favorite show. What of it?

OMG! FTW!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Beverly: It may be the wrong time to ask this, but why do you get a stuntman whilst I have to do it myself?

Riker: The critics were right, the ship really is like a hotel in space.

Troi: Well, if you must know they're pink and frilly.

Dorn: Wait... so my character was raised in Russia? Why does he have an American accent then?

"Last time I ask Berman for a pay raise".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker (to desk clerk): "No, the three of us sharing the Bridal Suite will not be okay! We had reservations for three single rooms!"
Data: "But, Commander, if the Bridal Suite is all that is available..."
Riker: "No! Trust me, Data! You don't want something like that on your Starfleet record!"
Worf: "Indeed!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: So, who do I talk to about the "entertainment" in this town? If you know what I mean.

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: Ahhh! Sleepytime Tea. A warrior's drink.

Announcer: We've secretly replaced Mr. Worf's fine coffee he usually drinks with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference.

[Worf takes a sip]

[comic beat]

[Worf glares at the camera]

Announcer: Oh shit. I think he noticed.

 

[Gary7]

Announcer: We've secretly replaced Mr. Worf's fine coffee he usually drinks with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference.

[Worf takes a sip]

[comic beat]

[Worf glares at the camera]

Announcer: Oh shit. I think he noticed.

 

[Eydie Munroe]

Worf: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[Isis]

J.J. Abrams' hand in the much anticipated Blu-ray of TNG was obvious from all the gratuitous lensflare, which even "emanated" from the chandeliers.