TNG Caption This! 261: Happy Feelings

[Gary7]

DATA: That was not an interphase life-form, it was swamp-gas reflecting starlight from Venus.

Brilliant! Full of win.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: That was not an interphase life-form, it was swamp-gas reflecting starlight from Venus.

FTW

 

[Bob Karo]

Data: Commander, if you do not bring your own bedding to Risa, I insist that you use this scanning light on the provided sheets. It will likely change your mind.

 

[Gary7]

Data: "As you asked, sir."
Worf: "Data, when Riker said to get more out of the warp engines, he did not mean to bring over some warp plasma!"
Riker: "I... I think I'm feeling dizzy..."

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Commander Riker, am I correct in assuming that this is your Horga'hn that you keep leaving around engineering?"
Riker: "Yes..."
Data: "I do not think this approach is working to secure favor with Lt. Lefler, sir."

 

[Isis]

When Troi moonlighted as an Avon Lady, sometimes she did a little too well.

 

[Keith1701]

Happy Saturday to everyone! Hope the week has treated you well! Let's get going!

First up to the plate, we have the "Consequences" Award, going to:

"You told me you had that camera disabled!"

Next, we have the "Worf's about to get a better parking space..." Award, going to:

WORF (to LA FORGE): Now I must kill you.
DATA: Is this another example of obscure Klingon ritual, Mr Worf?
WORF: No.
PICARD: Permission Granted.

Next, we have the "On Duty Distractions" Award, going to:



Moving forward, we have the "Stock Footage" Award, going to:



Next, we have the "Obsessive, Much?" Award, going to:



Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Dorn: "Haven't you ever heard of 'Fisherman Worf '?"

Stewart: "You're trying to upstage my portrayal of Ahab, aren't you?"

Burton: "I hear that pretty soon they're going to have Marina's character thinking that you're the catch of the day."

Spiner: "Hey, that gives me an idea for a bonus track on my Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back cd. 'Dorn between two lovers....Feelin like a fool....' "

PICARD: I've taken care of our "little problem." In unrelated news, if Starfleet asks where Melkon VII went just shrug and say you don't know.

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Lets get our new one going!

Enjoy!

Great Pictures.........Thanks for posting.

 

[Gary7]

Commander Data. Operations officer. Second officer. Vital member of the Enterprise crew. And, part time wedding photographer.

Data: "Sorry sir, but I will not be able to accompany the away team. I have a wedding to photograph this morning."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Its a black light. Once we turn off the lights it will show any traces of bodily fluid in this room.

RIKER: Any??

DATA: Yes, sir.

RIKER (under his breath): Looks like Deanna and I are gonna have to find a new spot.

WORF: How did Riker say what I was thinking?

 

[Gepard]

DATA: It is a more civilized weapon.

 

[Gary7]

Data: "So, we meet again, Number One."

 

[Eydie Munroe]

DATA: Step three: have her open the box.

LOVE this one!

 

[Alrik]

Data: "I do not understand its function. I appears to just vibrate."

Riker: "Look Data, some things are personal. Now please return it to Dr Crusher and stop asking questions."

Geordi: "Here's the problem. 'Error 404 File Not Found'....wait, what?"

Beverly: "I don't understand. What am I looking at?"

Deanna: "It's Wesley's play list. Its full of ABBA, Debbie Gibson, and show tunes."

Worf: "You need to have a long talk with that boy."

Picard: "Mr Data, please step back from the chair and continue your report."

Data: "I.....would prefer not to."

Riker: "You'll have to forgive him sir. It seems Data accidentally activated an adolescence sub routine Soong embedded deep within his programming. He's suffering some control issues, if you get my drift."

Picard: "Oh dear. My sympathies Mr Data."

Picard (hushed): "I thought I told you not to call me here."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Data: I am sorry, Commander, but after repeated attempts at rescheduling, Dr. Crusher insists that you have your eye check-up now.

Deanna: Beverly, we figured it out. Your insistence on getting the crews' eye exams done was actually a cover to avoid your own.

Picard: Number One, did you know Data is also an excellent desk buffer?

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "Sir, don't you think you're being a little too hard on him?"
Picard: "No. A little more downward force, Data."
Wesley: "But, sir I--"
Picard: "Enough, Wesley!"

 

[Finn]

Picard: Lieutenant Yar...I can see your hands...

 

[Isis]

Even though it was a virtual one, Geordi always dreaded Data's annual colonoscopy.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up!