VOY Caption Contest 75; Tuvok

[Finn]

Thanks for the 'shop win

Neelix: I only have one tent

Tuvok: The forecast for tonight is warm and dry. There is very little insect life here. I will sleep outside.

Neelix: But it sleeps eight!

Tuvok: Dear T'Pel, things are uneventful. I just scrubbed a couple of coffee stains off the desk. Paris is handling his new job as the first officer just fine....

Tuvok: No...we do not flap our ears

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Evaluation time, again. Once more I get to recommend Harry Kim be denied a promotion.

 

[Schistocerca]

NEELIX: But you said these berries were safe to eat!?
TUVOK: I lied!

Each year it was the same; everyone came to Tuvok to untangle their Christmas tree lights.

Alien: It's no good, he is stuck fast
JANEWAY: When I find the b*st*rd who Superglued your ass to my chair.....

Klingon: No, double D but nice try!

 

[Eydie Munroe]

Thanks for the win.

Tuvok: It's quite simple, we kill the Batman!

I wish there was a vote button. This one cracks me up every time I see it.

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: What did you say the name of this planet was again?

Neelix: Poison Ivy 3. Why? Is that a problem?

 

[Mistral]

Tuvok: "Hello there. Is your owner home?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Tuvok: I must admit, the makers of This Ain't Are You Being Served? XXX did go the extra mile by faithfully replicating Mrs. Slocombe's odd hairstyles.

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: Wow, Janeway has the most boring emails.

 

[Captain Crow]

[gunshot]

Female voice: What happened?

Male voice: I just shot my foot by accident.

[Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard]

Tuvok: I still do not understand the humor of a cat playing a keyboard after someone has done something of an idiotic nature.

Tuvok: I see Ensign Kim has sent me a link for a new engine configuration that could get us home faster.

[clicks link]

[Sound of "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" starts playing]

Tuvok: He "Nimoyed" me! I'll make sure that little shit never becomes a captain for doing this to me. Infact, I'll make sure he never becomes anything above the rank of ensign for this.

 

[Ln X]

The next contest will be up this Friday. I had a lot of work to do with university assignments these last two weeks, however my work load is now easing...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

T'Bonz resorts to drastic measures to get what she wants...

 

[Finn]

T'Bonz resorts to drastic measures to get what she wants...

It was nice knowing ya

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Mr. Vulcan, what is that noise?"

"If I am correct, it is an ancient Earth composition entitled 'Dueling Banjos.'"

"Chief of Security Log, Stardate 48972.3. I have completed a thorough review of all ship personnel, and have decided that in order for Voyager to survive its journey through the Delta Quadrant, Mr. Paris and Mr. Neelix will have to endure explosive decompression out the most convenient airlock. I have forwarded these findings to Commander Chakotay and Captain Janeway and am currently awaiting a response."

"Wanna screw?"

Alpha Hirogen: Scan the surrounding vicinity. I want to know about this so-called "CHOPPAH" this Vulcan's comrade was referring to him getting to.

 

[Ln X]

This caption contest is closed. New one right here:

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