TNG Caption This! 253: Season 6; To Boldly Keep Going...

[Holdfast]

RIKER: I have to contact all my past sexual partners?
PICARD: This is going to need a two-parter, isn't it...

Beverly: No. It'd take up the last two seasons, including killing off a main character.

WORF (thinking): I knew I should have made him use protection...

 

[boco]

Crusher: It's official, Will, The aliens stole your penis.

Or

Crusher: Sorry, Will, you're pregnant
Worf(thinking) I should have made him use protection

Picard: We didn't complete our mission because of you. Therefore you are banned to spend a month of the off duty time with Wesley

 

[boco]

Crusher: It's official, Will, The aliens stole your penis.

Or

Crusher: Sorry, Will, you're pregnant
Worf(thinking) I should have made him use protection

Picard: We didn't complete our mission because of you. Therefore you are banned to spend a month of the off duty time with Wesley

Data: I know nothing about the captain's fish.
Worf: But you have a cat. Cats eat fish.
Data: Oh! ..Spot did not return to my quarters last night with it's breath smelling like fish..Oopss[/IMG]

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Beverly, you're absolutely certain?"
Dr. Crusher: "There's no doubt about it. The sub molecular bone marrow scan reveals it. This is Thomas Riker, not Will Riker."
Riker: "I guess the jig is up. We just wanted to trade places for a while, you know like some twins do in school?"
Worf: "You have no honor!"

 

[Gary7]

Data: "What? I thought everybody loves a juggling clown."

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Mr. O'Brien! Are you sure you've docked with one of these before?"
O'Brien: "Certainly, sir. Hundreds of times... on a simulator."
Picard: "Merde!"

 

[Mistral]

"Ok, who tilted the ship again?"

 

[Gary7]

Beverly: "Captain, are you sure we should go through with this?"
Picard: "Yes, Beverly. A bet is a bet. And remember, you're doing his entire head."
Riker: "You're really going to make me go through with this?"
Worf: "What better way to compliment your captain than to follow his hair style. Or lack thereof."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KEANU: Captain, there's a bomb on board! If we drop below Warp 5 its gonna blow!!!!

 

[Sokath]

Picard: Geordi... Data... I called you in here to ask you something important... Did you steal the color from my uniform?

 

[Holdfast]

Picard: "Mr. O'Brien! Are you sure you've docked with one of these before?"
O'Brien: "Certainly, sir. Hundreds of times... on a simulator."
Picard: "Merde!"

Too funny.

 

[Alrik]

Shuttle Stunt Pilot Training:

Picard: "No, no, no Geordi. You turn the atificial gravity off, before you begin the barrel role. Now straighten it out and try again."

Crusher: "Just as I suspected. Commander, you have a serious case of hemroids."

Worf: "Explains his walk."

Picard: "Quite right."

Data: "Why look at me? He who smelt it, dealt it."

Riker: "So, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Data: "About the Chaps, sir."
Picard: "Is there a problem?"
LaForge: "Not a problem, per se. It's just that before wearing them again, you might consider...how to put this..."
Data: "Manscaping."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: A black and grey uniform, sir?

GEORDI: No offense, but that will never catch on.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Mr. O'Brien! Are you sure you've docked with one of these before?"
O'Brien: "Certainly, sir. Hundreds of times... on a simulator."
Picard: "Merde!"

Too funny.

Thanks, but I should've said Geordi!

(Made it in bright light conditions and all the glare made me think Troi's hair belonged to O'Brien!)

 

[boco]

DAta: No, I did not have sex with that toaster!

 

[JB2005]

KEANU: Captain, there's a bomb on board! If we drop below Warp 5 its gonna blow!!!!

We mock, but Enterprise actually did this!

 

[Gary7]

Sometimes in moments of boredom, Captain Picard would break out his violin... despite having little skill at playing it.

Geordi: "Sorry sir, unexpected cosmic turbulence. Seems like we'll be facing this for the rest of the trip."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What the...

GEORDI: Wrong side of the road, idiot!!!

PICARD (shakes head): Foreigners.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Mr. Laforge, where are you heading??"
LaForge: "I'm gonna ram her right down that thing's throat."
Picard: "Geordiiiiiiiiiii!!!"

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "What just happened?"
Picard: "It appears we've jumped into the vicinity of Earth. Look out for that starship!"
Geordi: "Controls are inoperative. We'd better contact them."
Picard: (working communications panel) "Starfleet vessel, this is the Rio Grande. Please alter your course to avoid collision."
Kirk: (audio) "Rio Grande, this is Captain James T. Kirk. We have the right of way, so please move your ship."
Troi: "Oh great, another episode of temporal anomalies and stubborn captains..."