In Soviet Russia...fish catches YOU.
Voyager Caption Contest #71: Employees Must Wash Their Hands....
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In Soviet Russia...fish catches YOU.
WWJTKD?
Chakotay: I dunno but we still have a couple of extra shuttlecraft we could set up warp breaches with....
One: "Alright then. Can any of you explain why I seem to have a much larger than average copulation appendage?"
One: "Curious. You state your disdain for the Borg, eschew their ethic, yet human females have been volunteering for implants since the twentieth century."
Janeway and Seven: "We don't know what you are talking about."
Seven: "Captain, I need to consult with One on this matter. Can you give us some privacy, please?"
Girl: How dare you ask me to try with you the Goddess of Empathy holoprogram?? When we have the Boink the virgin of the village one..
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Doc: It is okay Carlotta you will be dressed in leather "pause" Computer, leather for Carlotta
Carlotta : NOOO!
One: "I am curious. Why do you keep referring to me as 'Won'? What did I win? I hope it is an all inclusive trip to a seaside resort."
good one
One: While I understand the the tubules in my wrist are used for assimilation can you tell me what the larger tubule between my legs is used for
Janeway: Uh..Seven I think it's time for another data module
Seven: Yes, Captain, immediately
Tuvok: No effect, Captain.
Paris: We just keep on firing at it, but it keeps coming!
Janeway: very well, tell "Endgame" that we surrender.
Tuvok: It would appear, Captain, that we both misinterpreted the meaning of casual friday.
The Doctor: Computer, delete the Diva.
Computer: Acknowledged, deleting Emergency Medical Hologram.
The Doctor: No, wait-
One: Quite Fascinating.
Seven: Do you have any further questions about the Borg?
One: No, but how long would it take to hook up an X-Box 2700 to this screen?
Tuvok: According to my scans, the child has Wesley Crusheritis. He will grow up to be hated by the fanbase until he becomes a recurring fixture on a sitcom.
"Aw heck, Picard was a busy boy during his time with the Borg....."
Janeway(on the bridge): Fire at that moving mass of flame!
Tuvok: It's quite simple captain, we bump off Neelix, and boost crew morale.
Janeway: And I'm paying you how much as this ship's chief of security?
Tuvok: Or we could get Seven pole-dancing instead.
Janeway: Nah I've got my eye on Seven.
Tuvok: May I also suggest we try a different place to have these sorts of talks? Seven may have bugged the holodeck.
Janeway: You're right, she does get rather paranoid sometimes... Let's just force Kim to wear a tutu, that will bring a smile to everyones face.
Woman: (shrieks) Ye God! This bald man have thus sprouted hair around his face and temple! And by what grace God has given to this Earth, I declineth to know what other hair have blossomed upon his body!
Janeway: What do you think Seven?
Seven: One's plan may succeed...
Janeway: I'm not talking about the plan I'm talking about One. We could butter his metallic tunip while he licks our melons something fine.
Seven: Captain I think we should try different euphemisms to disguise your licentious tastes, but apart from that you've got yourself a deal!
Janeway: Damn it Seven! Your attempts at procreation have gone far enough! Get it into your head that the Borg made you barren and there is no way around it!
Seven: I disagree captain.
Janeway: You mean that thing is your child?
Thanks for the win!-Mistral
"Oh, sure," thought Tuvok, "Make the black man mix the drinks!"
"Oh, sure," thought Tuvok, "Make the black man mix the drinks!"
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