Voyager Caption Contest #71: Employees Must Wash Their Hands....
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One: "Before we continue, I must ask, does anyone here have an analgesic skin cream?"
Seven: "It will not help you. Your skin is designed to rapidly regenerate, so it'll always be a little itchy."
One: "And yet, your skin is blemish free. How is that?"
Seven: "Courtesy of our EMH doctor, which included breast implants and this skin suit, no doubt due to the human male preoccupation with female sex appeal."
Tuvok: Captain, I must point out that there is one logical difference between our characters in this holoprogram.
Janeway: And that is?
Tuvok: I make this look good.
Hello to everyone: I apologize, i have been in hospital for a bit, am out now and recovering. I promise to get this up and running by Sunday the 4th. Thank you for your patience!
^ Yikes! I hope it was nothing serious! Glad you're back, though! 
Welcome back Randi!
Yeoman Randi, great to see your post!
Other person in the room: "Well, if that's Snooki's baby, I think it's coming in a little too clear."
Damn, I can't get Season 6,000 of Jersey Shore – the Radioactive Version to come in any better!
Other person in the room: "Well, if that's Snooki's baby, I think it's coming in a little too clear."
Kim: "Whoops!"
Neelix: "Well, that planet wasn't any fun anyway."
Janeway: "Ensign Kim, how come when you fire unintentionally, you get a perfect bullseye, but when you're really shooting at something, you can't hit the broad side of a barn?"
In the 24th Century, they were still trying to get the ratings for American Idol back up.
Wow, hope it wasn't serious! Get well soon, Randi.
JANEWAY: Could you step back through through the scanner? Make sure you've removed all metal objects and place them in the tray.
"Borg Fashion Optical" was not a big hit with the crew.
One: "So this is Voyager! I thought it would be shinier!"
One: "And the ahh ... umm (points down)"
Seven: "Courtesy of our EMH doctor, which included breast implants and this skin suit, no doubt due to the human male preoccupation with female sex appeal."
Seven: "Per the command of the Borg Queen, all female drone are modified with 'Camel Toe.' "
Janeway: "Aw, he's so cute! That little bald head! Let's name him after Patrick Stewart! We'll call him Stewie!"
"Stewie": "Victory is mine!!"
Hey folks, as you can see, i haven't been able to choose the victors yet. I have a message going out to another BBS member, to see if he'd be interested in taking the contest over from me. If he isn't, and one of you WOULD be willing to take it over, please let me know asap.
In the meantime, i'll wait to choose winners on this one and let the new leader pick the winners from these submissions.
My apologies in being so lax on this lately. My personal life has become a bit of a PITA, and it's been really difficult for me to stay on top of this.
You'll be hearing from me soon. If not me, then the new department head.
Thanks for the opportunity to run this for a bit. It was......fun! Oh my!
Randi
In the meantime, i'll wait to choose winners on this one and let the new leader pick the winners from these submissions.
My apologies in being so lax on this lately. My personal life has become a bit of a PITA, and it's been really difficult for me to stay on top of this.
You'll be hearing from me soon. If not me, then the new department head.
Thanks for the opportunity to run this for a bit. It was......fun! Oh my!
Randi
Hello again!
Please note that taking over for me will be Ln X. Thank you all for your patience in the past and your contributions to the contest. I appreciated each and every one of your entries. You've all been GREAT!
Live long and prosper!!
Randi
Please note that taking over for me will be Ln X. Thank you all for your patience in the past and your contributions to the contest. I appreciated each and every one of your entries. You've all been GREAT!
Live long and prosper!!
Randi
New contest up!
And special thanks to Yeoman Randi for granting me to continue these contests.
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=164878
And special thanks to Yeoman Randi for granting me to continue these contests.
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=164878
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