I actually LOL'ed at this one!

[Bry_Sinclair]

Good one Tiberius!

 

[Rush Limborg]

We have engaged the Borg.

The wedding will be Friday.

 

[You_Will_Fail]

^"Chain of Command, Part II".

I know the reference.
But the setup is "how many does it take to screw in A lightbulb".

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Good one Tiberius!

Thanks, Bry.

We have engaged the Borg.

The wedding will be Friday.

Resistance is futile.

^"Chain of Command, Part II".

I know the reference.
But the setup is "how many does it take to screw in A lightbulb".

I think you're over-thinking it. Besides, if the setup was "four lightbulbs" it would spoil the punchline.

 

[Admiral2]

I'm not going to do a pun.

I merely offer this classic:

The Starship Enterprise pulls into orbit around a hostile alien planet and a landing party beams down consisting of Captain Kirk, Mister Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Leibowitz. Which one is not coming back?

 

[Kadratis]

Paris Somebody to Watch Over Me told to the drunk ambassador this one.

What did the therapist say to the hologram?
"You're projecting!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What was the top selling self help novel among the Borg?

Calm, Cool and Collective.