PICTURE POST!

[cooleddie74]

Behold! It is a sign of the coming of Gozer the Gozerian.

The Destructor.

He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released.

You will perish in flames! Gozer will destroy you and your kind!

Are you the Gatekeeper?

Damn. That's a big Twinkie, baby.

 

[Satyrquaze]

^^We can't both be the Keymaster... it would just degrade into a "swordfight".

 

[captcalhoun]

got your stick?

 

[ThankQ]

Yes, have some.

 

[Satyrquaze]

got your stick?

I see your schwartz is as big as mine...

 

[cooleddie74]

Let's split up in this thread.

We can do more damage that way.

 

[ThankQ]

Right, good idea.

 

[B.J.]

Listen... Do you smell something?

 

[GemHaters]

Big old sausage fest. Talking about sticks and everything...lol.

 

[ThankQ]

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

 

[Satyrquaze]

All right! This chick is TOAST!

 

[ThankQ]

Okay. So? She's a dog.

 

[GemHaters]

*yawn*

 

[cooleddie74]

Are you a god?


No.


Then...DIE!!!!


Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god...you say YES!!!

 

[ThankQ]

You're right, no human being would stack books this way.

 

[GemHaters]

I've got to return some videotapes...

 

[ThankQ]

As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

 

[Satyrquaze]

That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.

What a crime.

 

[Gov Kodos]

We've been going about this all wrong. This Gemhater's okay! She's a sailor, she's in New York; we get this gal laid, we won't have any trouble!

 

[cooleddie74]

Tell him about the Twinkie.

What about the Twinkie?