TNG Caption This! 249: Season 3; New Uniforms!

[Nerys Myk]

LaForge: "If we're all here, who's piloting the ship?"

PICARD: I thought it would be a good time for the Boy to teach Deanna.

GEORDI: Have you LOOKED out the window!!!!!!!

 

[Amasov]

LaForge: LaForge to Enterprise....

 

[Bob Karo]

Q: "Cubans? No, they're Tellerite. And believe me, you don't want to know what they use to fertilize their tobacco fields!"

Riker (rolling the cigar around his mouth): ... Pig shit?

(beat)

Q: Close!

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: Hey, no flash photography!

 

[Isis]

LaForge: "If we're all here, who's piloting the ship?"

PICARD: I thought it would be a good time for the Boy to teach Deanna.

GEORDI: Have you LOOKED out the window!!!!!!!

Picard: "Whoops."

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "Look, you guys can debate about this all you want. But I've gotta get going--I've got a hot dinner date with a really cute holodeck program."
Riker: "Geordi... take me with you."

Geordi: "All they want is a few cases of food rations, a drum of calcite, and some medical supplies. I say we give it to them."
Picard: "I'm not giving anything to that bloody lunatic Scotsman!"

 

[Isis]

Geordi (to self): "These new shuttles are SO slow, this week's episode ended hours ago."

Geordi (communicating with the ship): "Sorry, Captain. We thought you said you wanted to get your hands on some of the obsidian, not some of the Obsidian Order."

 

[ncc71877]

Q: "It's alright, three out of five 1950's doctors agree it's good for you."

LaForge: "Danica Patrick!"

"A planet so bright, even Geordi needs to wear shades."

Beware even replicated Indian food.

ncc71877

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "Uh oh..."
Riker (OS): "Is there a problem?"
Geordi: "Yeah, I think we overshot the Enterprise just a bit."

 

[Gary7]

Geordi: "Data, do you see what I see?"
Data: "Not quite, as you have an optical visor and I--"
Geordi: "Do you see the ship!!"
Data: "Yes. Magnificent, is it not?"
Geordi: "I think we just ended up in a sci-fi series that lasted only two seasons. We better get the hell out of here!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Playmate's USS Enterprise tm Shuttle tm was a great success, but the Geordi LaForge tm figure feel down by being more lifelike and convincing that the real thing.

 

[boco]

Picard: Next time the counselor gets to pilot the ship we'll all have seatbelts installed.. what do you say ,number one?
Riker: I wont wait till then, I'll go get myself one right now, captain, a six h shift with her piloting is too much..want one now,captain?
Picard: Yes..make it so!hurry!

 

[boco]

Worf: I wonder how much longer this is going to last.. I really need to pee...Klingons can't hold it much..

 

[Finn]

Worf: I wonder how much longer this is going to last.. I really need to pee...Klingons can't hold it much..

...We are accustomed to marking every console on the ship.

 

[boco]

Geordi: Thank you all for participating at the "Addicts of The goddess of Empathy" holoprogram reunion ..

 

[LeadHead]

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