DS9 Caption Contest #47: Jake Sisko; Yeah, he was a regular character!

[Gary7]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #47: Jake Sisko; Yeah, he was a regular charac

Kira: "Hey Jake, what's with the peasant clothes?"
Jake: "Ah, me and Dad are takin' a little vacation in Amishville, in the holosuite."
Odo: "I don't believe it. Captain Sisko with a big bushy beard and overalls? Now I've seen everything."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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JAKE: Wow, I didn't think I'd get such a warm reception on my return.

ODO: Don't let it go to your head. They think you're Will Smith.

 

[Isis]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #47: Jake Sisko; Yeah, he was a regular charac

Jake got a bit overenthusiastic with his Elvis imitation.

♫ "I'm just a hunk a hunk o' burnin' love..." ♫

 

[Gary7]

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Badass Sisko: "You better release my boy, or there'll be hell to pay."

 

[Gary7]

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Sisko had just informed Jake that they're eating Bajoran slug worm casserole. While Nog enjoyed it, it was all Jake could do to get the taste out of his mouth.

Sisko: "Jake, that scouring pad is gonna strip off all your taste buds. Why don't you have a drink of Rigelian blood wine?"

 

[Isis]

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Sisko: "I'm so glad you're my son and not that little shrimp Nog."

<brief pause>

Sisko: "He's in here, isn't he?"

 

[LeadHead]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #47: Jake Sisko; Yeah, he was a regular charac

Hello folks, I'm honestly not sure if I'll get the next contest up and running as normal this weekend. I of course will get the next one going as soon as possible, I apologize for any tardiness that will ensue from this and I thank you for your patience.

 

[Isis]

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One DS9 arc was so SO long that by the end of it, Jake was way over 6 feet tall.

The food would have been good if Jadzia only hadn't mistaken a bag of cement for a bag of flour when she made her "from scratch" bread recipe.

 

[Isis]

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Guard on left: "Put your hands up. You've illegally boarded a Narn outpost."

Nog: "Narn? What kind of crock is that?..."

Needless to say, the DS9-Babylon 5 crossover was not well received.

When Odo joined the fashion police, he didn't have too many slow periods.

 

[LeadHead]

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I haven't forgotten about this contest! I will start a new one tomorrow night.

 

[Thor Damar]

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Jem'hadar First: "My lord Jake oh divine Puppet master, phrase thirty one of the Human agenda nears completion. What is thy bidding my master?"

Jake:"Not in front of the Ferengi you witless cretin! You'll ruin everything. Prepare the mind wiper!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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^ . The Obsidian Order has nothing on those humans...

 

[Thor Damar]

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Spoiler: the real truth

Who says the Cardassians set up the Order? Truly ours is an evil laugh...

 

[Skywalker]

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Jem'hadar First: "My lord Jake oh divine Puppet master, phrase thirty one of the Human agenda nears completion. What is thy bidding my master?"

Jake:"Not in front of the Ferengi you witless cretin! You'll ruin everything. Prepare the mind wiper!"

This explains everything!

 

[LeadHead]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #47: Jake Sisko; Yeah, he was a regular charac

Contest is up! Right this way, please....

 

[Ziriath]

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Wow, nice to see a Discworld fan, Thor!