TNG Caption This! 244: Galaxy Class Jingle Bells

[Finngle Bells]

Data: Intriguing. I was not aware the gluteus Maximus were ridged in Klingons.

 

[Santa Kang]

GEORDI: You chose to give me my sight back at Ambassador Troi's Betazoid wedding ceremony???!!!! Can I go beck to being blind?

 

[Captain Crow]

[Worf farts]

Data: Fascinating! I did not know that Klingons flatulated Silly String?

Everyone else in room: AGAIN! AGAIN!

 

[Isis]

Geordi: "You mean this is what things really look like? Any chance for a do-over?"

 

[Isis]

Riker: Now that you can see, you're no longer qualified to be our helmsman.

<brief pause>

Riker: "And the Enterprise loses its handicapped placard to boot!"

 

[Isis]

Picard (to self): "Hmmm, written by a fellow called Shakespeare. What the heck, I guess I can give it a try."

 

[Isis]

Saleswoman: "Miss...er...Crusher, is it? This happens every year. No returns without a receipt."

 

[Santa Kang]

PICARD: Hmmm, this Gurney Halleck character is quite interesting. Sort of fellow I'd like to have been.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Here you go. Fifty dollars, as agreed. And give me a call if you get any more. I can use as many as you can catch."

 

[LeadHead]

Happy Holidays Everyone! I will start the new contest tonight!

 

[LeadHead]

As promised, the new contest is up!


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