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12 Days of Christmas: Why so many birds?

I remember seeing a sketch on TV in which the sendee was sued because of all of the damage the presents caused. The birds pooped everywhere and lords-a-leaping broke all the figurines etc.
 
^ We're counting on you and your fellow down belowers to give us a more exotic version, Miss Chicken.

Four Kakapo
Three Currawong
Two Kakariki
And a vicious Cassowary!
 
You could try any of the following

Black Robins (Five Black Robins) - very rare NZ bird.

Emu
Brolga
Galah
Tawny Frogmouth
Lyrebird
Fairy-wren


however Australia already has its own version of the song

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGrJN50Xq1w[/yt]
 
I remember seeing a sketch on TV in which the sendee was sued because of all of the damage the presents caused. The birds pooped everywhere and lords-a-leaping broke all the figurines etc.

Sounds similar to Frank Kelly's Christmas Countdown:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbejNNCTr7k[/yt]

I like this take on it, too:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs[/yt]
 
Birds? The singer gets a hell of a lot of people for Christmas!

Twelve Drummers
Eleven Pipers
Ten Lords
Nine Ladies
Eight Maids


That 50 people she gets for Christmas!

Holy shit!

She gets a LOT more people than that. Don't forget that according to the lyrics she technically gets ALL the presents from the previous days AGAIN on each new day.

For example, on day 1 she gets a partridge in the pear tree. But on day 2, according to the lyrics, she gets two turtle doves AND a partridge in the pear tree.... but she already has one partridge in a pear tree from day one. So by the 12th day, she actually collects 12 partridges & pear trees. Now do the math for all the other presents... :D
 
Imreally like the first version

Hereare thw words to another Australian version

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve possums playing, Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing, Nine crocs a – snoozing,
Eight dingos dancing, Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a – surfing, Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds, Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis, And a kookaburra in a gum tree.
 
Birds? The singer gets a hell of a lot of people for Christmas!

Twelve Drummers
Eleven Pipers
Ten Lords
Nine Ladies
Eight Maids


That 50 people she gets for Christmas!

Holy shit!

She gets a LOT more people than that. Don't forget that according to the lyrics she technically gets ALL the presents from the previous days AGAIN on each new day.

For example, on day 1 she gets a partridge in the pear tree. But on day 2, according to the lyrics, she gets two turtle doves AND a partridge in the pear tree.... but she already has one partridge in a pear tree from day one. So by the 12th day, she actually collects 12 partridges & pear trees. Now do the math for all the other presents... :D

This feels like Calculus.
 
The song singer gets:

12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers

184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.

So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.
 
The song singer gets:

12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers

184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.

So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.

You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.
 
The song singer gets:

12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers

184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.

So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.

You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.

$101,119 US this year. Apparently those birds cost a lot. Seven swans-a-swimming cost $6,300! :eek:
 
The song singer gets:

12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers

184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.

So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.

You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.

Check out the Christmas Price Index, tracks the costs of all of these items, both as individuals (you only get one partridge, two turtle doves, etc.) and as the compounded way the song presents (12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, etc.)
 
The song singer gets:

12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers

184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.

So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.

You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.

Check out the Christmas Price Index, tracks the costs of all of these items, both as individuals (you only get one partridge, two turtle doves, etc.) and as the compounded way the song presents (12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, etc.)

Really like the chart on the right side of that. Really shows how much inflation has affected everything.
 
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