Chicken also tastes like chicken, and it's probably a lot cheaper.12 Days of Christmas: Why so many birds?
Because they taste like chicken???
True dat. But maybe the 'true love' has plenty bling and cha-ching and is just being a show off.
Chicken also tastes like chicken, and it's probably a lot cheaper.12 Days of Christmas: Why so many birds?
Because they taste like chicken???
Chicken also tastes like chicken, and it's probably a lot cheaper.12 Days of Christmas: Why so many birds?
Because they taste like chicken???
I hope I don't get that for Christmas.Chicken also tastes like chicken, and it's probably a lot cheaper.Because they taste like chicken???
You know what else tasted like chicken?
Hitler.
I remember seeing a sketch on TV in which the sendee was sued because of all of the damage the presents caused. The birds pooped everywhere and lords-a-leaping broke all the figurines etc.
Birds? The singer gets a hell of a lot of people for Christmas!
Twelve Drummers
Eleven Pipers
Ten Lords
Nine Ladies
Eight Maids
That 50 people she gets for Christmas!
Holy shit!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve possums playing, Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing, Nine crocs a – snoozing,
Eight dingos dancing, Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a – surfing, Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds, Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis, And a kookaburra in a gum tree.
Birds? The singer gets a hell of a lot of people for Christmas!
Twelve Drummers
Eleven Pipers
Ten Lords
Nine Ladies
Eight Maids
That 50 people she gets for Christmas!
Holy shit!
She gets a LOT more people than that. Don't forget that according to the lyrics she technically gets ALL the presents from the previous days AGAIN on each new day.
For example, on day 1 she gets a partridge in the pear tree. But on day 2, according to the lyrics, she gets two turtle doves AND a partridge in the pear tree.... but she already has one partridge in a pear tree from day one. So by the 12th day, she actually collects 12 partridges & pear trees. Now do the math for all the other presents...![]()
The song singer gets:
12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers
184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.
So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.
The song singer gets:
12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers
184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.
So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.
You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.
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The song singer gets:
12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers
184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.
So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.
You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.
I'm afraid it's inferior to the Canadian version of the song
The song singer gets:
12 Partridges and twelve pear trees.
22 Turtles doves.
30 French hens.
36 Calling/Colly birds.
40 Golden rings
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Milk Maids
36 Dancing ladies
30 Leaping lords.
22 Pipers
12 Drummers
184 birds. (or 224 if you count the golden rings as birds.)
140 people
12 Trees.
And, maybe, 40 gold rings.
So, huh, she doesn't quite get more people than birds.
You know I wonder how much all this stuff would cost. I mean that is some serious cash that true love is spending on you. Hopefully the reciever of the gifts in this song treated her like royalty for the rest of her life.
Check out the Christmas Price Index, tracks the costs of all of these items, both as individuals (you only get one partridge, two turtle doves, etc.) and as the compounded way the song presents (12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, etc.)
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