TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!
- Thread starter A.V.I.A.F.
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Rand had just left. It was dark. The play was engrossing. If Kirk was going to sniff her seat, there would never be a better time...
KIRK: Weird, I thought Nick Fury was a black guy.
Kirk: "So Harvey, are you enjoying the flick?"
Spock: "Captain Garth, may I ask just how long are we going to play this game of charades?"
Kirk: "Forget about the play, there's a hottie back there checking me out. I think I might have a good shot."
Thomas: "That's my wife!"
Kirk: "Huh? What's she doing back there?"
Thomas: "Giving us some privacy, to talk about Kodos, remember?"
Kirk: "Oh.... yah."
Kirk (thinking): "Darkened theater? Check. Nice comfy seat? Check. Lovely young lady in the seat next to mine? Hmmm...I'm going to have a have a serious talk with my advance team."
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Rand had just left. It was dark. The play was engrossing. If Kirk was going to sniff her seat, there would never be a better time...
Fuck. You beat me to it.
Kirk (to self): "Spock should have listened to me and skipped the plomeek. Then he wouldn't be spending half this movie in the bathroom."
Adam (to self): "Getting them 'Kirk Versus Gorn' on Blu-ray was really inspired. They're glued to it and I can get away with anything."
Scotty: "Hey, I never it noticed before...you have an outie."
ADAM: Play it cool, Carl. One of these Herberts might be a cop.
Adam's version of "Freeze Frame"
The Abrams-verse version of the Ten Commandments had a different take on the dance of Jethro's daughters.
The green version of the Virgin Connie Swail.
Scotty: "That's what I call a fine piece of 'lass'."
Alexander focuses on his routine as he has missed this move every time.
Alexander: Kenneth Branagh plays me in the Wild Wild West film? And WILL SMITH of all people plays James West?!?? Damn them! I can't live with the shame of it!!!
KIRK: Mr. Spock,... What is with this new girl?!?! Why can't she just do it like everybody else, and simply tell us we are being attacked by Romulans,.. sheesh!
Alexander: "First with the 'Mr. Bojangles',... and now with,... Lucy in the sky with Diamonds!!!,... Noooo Parmen,.. NoooOOO!!!"
ADAM: (To Self)... I'll just sneak out,... real easy-like,... and everyone will blame Mr. Red Jumpsuit here for the 'ol burrito blast',... heh hehe heh
After the station break..., join Captain Pike for the confrontation,... next on CHEATERS
SCOTT: Aye,... LOL!!,.. the Haggis is in the fire for sure!,.. and stuck right good to, it tis! Worry not deary,.. I'll put a 'Space Wrench' on it, and geet 'er out.
KIRK: (To Self),... maybe so,... but,.. I do not believe what this guy is saying,... "it came from an invisible alien",...??
SCOTT: I'm an Engineer, not a Gynocologist,... you want the fellow in the blue shirt.
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