TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Thanks again for another great week of entries. And now:

Bad taste never tasted so good (wait a minute)...

Pike: "This is my version of the shocker."

The prank to end all pranks...

KIRK: (laughing) So,... so while I am painting him green,... ha ha,... bones does a little quick reconstructive plastic surgery,... ha ha,... and when he finally comes out of it,... ha ha,... we explain to him,... ha ha,... that he is really,... HALF-VULCAN,... and he BOUGHT IT HAHHAhahahhahha!!!!

I sympathize...

Scotty: "Whisky, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "No, thank you, Mr. Scott. I think I'll have this canned pina colada mix instead."
*long pause*
Scotty: "It's goin' to be mighty hard for me to take orders from you from now on."

Hiyoooooo!...

Spock: Captain, could you please give us your impression of this drink?

Kirk: I'm sorry Spock, I don't do impressions, I'm a starship captain.

The real trouble with tribbles...

McCoy: See,Spock? I told you he can drink anything nd like it, even tribble piss

If you ain’t torturing Romulan style, you ain’t torturing...

Septimus: Lights shining through from heaven. It is where the sun is. Blessed be the son.

Kirk: Yes, of course. I seem to recall there were five lights in the sky.

Septimus: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Kirk: OK, I think you've had enough to drink now.

Our Photoshop winners are:

Things that make you go hmmm...

"Screw you, old man, I'm taking the blue pill."


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Meanwhile Kelso is woofing down the chicken wings...

BOYCE: Damn it Chris, I clearly called dibs on the last slice!

This week: various members of the crew achieve what we could not with Catspaw...being entertained! Have at it!

 

[Mysterion]

SPOCK: Competent routine, but she will lose points for that dismount.

KIRK: Huh?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Following the popcorn incident, Kirk had a feeling his date wasn't coming back.

 

[Gepard]

KIRK [thinking]: It's nothing but "Darth Plagueis" this and "Sith legend" that with these guys. It's like I'm not even here.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey, Macarena!

 

[boco]

Thanks for the win

Scotty: Dance as much as you want, laddie, you're getting not even a sigle drop of my whisky,anyway!

Kirk: Dance as much as you want, honey, you won't get the bifurcated woody anyway, only mine..

McCoy: Dance and fight as much as you want,Alex-boy, you won't get to kiss the enterprise girls anyway

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk os: "I shall call him..." raises pinky to mouth "... Mini-Me."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Meh. I think she's hotter as Batgirl.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Pike was in a hurry for the raffle draw, as he hoped to win the giant soft toy dog.

Kirk: See that? Pike gets a pool, real musicians and cushions and we have to put up with this! There isn't even a giant soft toy dog!
Spock: I believe the fruit is the same, Captain.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Now??? I told you not to get the "large" drink!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Another one of the inmates, Garth?

GARTH: Never seen him before in my life!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Marta: "Ready? O-kayyy! Gimme a 'G'! Gimme an 'A'! Gimme an 'R'! Gimme a 'T'! Gimme an 'H'!"

McCoy: "For God's sake, Scotty, I don't see how the girl could be any more obvious than that! Take the hint, already!"

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: And how did you like the play, Mr. Lincoln?

ADAM: Um, I'm over here!

GARTH: And that's what green M&M's actually do.

BONES: Bust a move, Alexander!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Reminds me why I didn't go into gynecology.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Alexander: "I never thought I'd say it, but...I actually miss the old dwarf-tossing days!"

 

[Isis]

Pike: "This Lady Gaga concert is a real disappointment. She's done that look already."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Am I too late? Did I miss it?

STARFLEETER: Relax Chris, she isn't even naked yet!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Vina (singing): "There once was a girl from Nantucket..."
Starfleet Officer: "Jeez, get up there and stop her, Chris! You know what the profanity laws on this planet are like! You could lose your gambling license!"

 

[Mistral]

"Hmm, the caption contest," thought Shatner, "We've done this picture before-I should be a shoe-in to win. These studio heads from Paramount don't know crap about the show."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thanks for the win

The crew looked on as the Captain prepared to smoke his fist hit of Rigelian bud, that had them all relaxed and giddy.
Adam: "Where's the food Herbert?!"