Worf: "Five bars of gold-pressed latinum says you can't fling that thing into Keiko's left butt cheek."
DS9 Caption Contest #43: Miles O'Brien, Torture Episode King!
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Worf: "Five bars of gold-pressed latinum says you can't fling that thing into Keiko's left butt cheek."
O'Brien: "Was that Odo?"
Quark: "OWWW!"
O'Brien: "I'm counting that as a bullseye."
Worf: "Agreed."
Odo: Best Birthday Ever.
Worf: "I don't see Odo anywhere."
Dart that hit Quark: "Heh-heh-heh."
O'Brien: "Julian, I don't recall any tanks at the Battle of the Alamo."
Bashir: "You're right, Chief."
Quark: "Morn has 50 strips of latinum on the Mexicans. I just wanted to tip the odds a bit..."
O'Brien: "Commander, if I may be so bold as to offer advice: Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'what the fuck.' 'What the fuck' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."
O'Brien: "Julian, I don't recall any tanks at the Battle of the Alamo."
Bashir: "You're right, Chief."
Quark: "Morn has 50 strips of latinum on the Mexicans. I just wanted to tip the odds a bit..."
O'Brien: "Commander, if I may be so bold as to offer advice: Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'what the fuck.' 'What the fuck' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."
Sisko: "Sorry, I don't take advice from anyone who has been known by the nickname 'Booger'. Even if he was paid for it."
O'Brien: "I've lost track of Davy Crockett again. Can't we paint his hat a different color or something?"
Quark: "Aren't you supposed to turn on some vibration motor underneath that makes them bounce all around?"
O'Brien: "No, you're confusing it with the vintage football game we were playing last week."
Bashir: "I think I liked that one better. This one is going to result in just a jumbled mess."
Quark: "Quite like any other massive armed conflict."
O'Brien: "Captain! What the heck were you thinking, telling the Prophets and the Pah-Wraiths to 'get the hell out of our quadrant!'? Who in their right mind would think that would actually work?"
O'Brien: Look, sir -- if you're going to insist on visiting those kinds of websites, you're going to get computer problems. I may be a miracle worker, but that's just the way it is.
Miles: "The baby only gets a toy after I've tested it thoroughly and made absolutely sure he'll like it."
Bashir: "I've heard of misplaced tonsils, but this is ridiculous."
Worf: "Sir, I don't think that method will be an effective solution for the station's cockroach problem."
O'Brien: We've analyzed the data using our combined experience and while their defensive tactics are solid, their offensive strategies are faulty, their field general is inconsistent and inexperienced, but yet they win time and time again. Their success cannot be explained, except for one factor.
Sisko: Tebow!
Worf: Precisely. He has honor.
Guard: Your perm is an offense to our culture.
O'Brien: And when I flip this switch, the plate underneath will vibrate, moving the players.
Bashir: Davey Crocket better not just spin around in circles again.
Worf: "Sir, I don't think that method will be an effective solution for the station's cockroach problem."
O'Brien: "You don't need to call me 'sir'. I don't outrank you."^sir?...
Worf: "You used to. Wait. What rank are you this week? Lieutenant? Petty Officer? I've lost track."
O'Brien: "It's okay, Worf. Even I'm not sure what rank I am today."
Comm: "Acting Yeoman O'Brien report to Ops..."
O'Brien: "Bloody hell!"
Worf: "Sir, I don't think that method will be an effective solution for the station's cockroach problem."
O'Brien: "You don't need to call me 'sir'. I don't outrank you."^sir?...
Worf: "You used to. Wait. What rank are you this week? Lieutenant? Petty Officer? I've lost track."
O'Brien: "It's okay, Worf. Even I'm not sure what rank I am today."
Comm: "Acting Yeoman O'Brien report to Ops..."
O'Brien: "Bloody hell!"
Miles; "So what does this thing do?"
Julian: "It injects a nanobot that crawls into your brain and causes intense discomfort and bruising around the eyes."
Miles: "You get the feeling the writers aren't even trying anymore?"
