TNG Caption This #232: Happy Birthday TNG!

[LeadHead]

Happy Weekend Captioners! Hope the week has treated you well!

First things first, someone cracked the code of my contest titles! Our winner:

I haven't been reading the entire threads, but I've just recognised the origin of the thread titles as I'm currently watching season 2 of Community! More people need to see that show!

Congrats and I completely agree! Thanks for figuring it out!

Now, to our more conventional awards, we have the "Takes one to know one" Award goes to:

Picard: Unfashionable? You're one to talk. You have a tank tread wrapped around you

Next, the "Sometimes you've gotta let things go" Award goes to:

Geordi: "You know, Reg, even with that 300-watt bulb, I think finding your contact is a lost cause."

Next up, the "Very, VERY Observant" Award (seriously never saw that before) goes to:

Riker: (thinking) I never noticed that all these deck plates say 'HI' before.

Next, we have the "Sometimes being Chef and Morale Officer just cancel each other out" Award, which goes to:

One day after Neelix transfers to the Enterprise...

Next, the "I won't either" Award, goes to:

WORF:: "No I will not partake in the Enterprise's 'Glee' day"

Our Photoshop award goes to:

You don't want to cross the Stinking Gorn's new doorman.

Picard: Do you like it? I brought it off Will, the fat bugger can't fit in it anymore.

Riker: Standing right here!

Picard: Would you like me to bring you a pie back from Risa?

Riker: Stop demeaning me! I am a human being damn it!










Yes.

Congratulations to all of our winners and Many, many thanks to everyone who participated! Now onto some other business.

Today is the last day of voting for Part 1 of the Klingon Belly Laugh Awards. 2 will go on, to meet the winners of the next round which I will start tonight in the Klingon Belly Laugh Finals! Vote now!

And now, a Special Contest! Since September 28th is the anniversary of "Encounter at Farpoint" Premiering, lets say Happy Birthday to The Next Generation Properly!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard has crossed over to the Dark Side.

Captains Log Supplemental. We finally discovered why we never use the Turbolift next to the CONN. It doesn't go anywhere.

Stewart: (thinking) Am I really supposed to be oblivious to the fact that they've slept together?

Riker: Okay, we've been to every store here. Anyone remember where we parked the car?

Worf: Hey! That guy cut us off!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: Ground floor: perfumery, stationery and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cheers fer the win, mate.

Picard: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for lightbulbs. Which is just as well, because if I hadn't evolved beyond the need to read books, I'd be very upset. An emotional state which I've evolved beyond the need for."

Picard: "Apologies, Mr. Riker. We'll just leave you to your nude trombone concert."

Riker: "So, what did you two think of my show?"

Riker: "Break it up, you look like a cadet review."

Worf: "There wolf! There Farpoint!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

STEWART: ...And I come out and I'm giving and I'm giving and I'm giving and I keep giving and I give some more, and I make a simple request. I say, hey, could I possibly have a blue spot? But I guess the lighting crew feels they know a little bit more about show business than I do, although I've been in the business a few years and I think I know what works best. I'm sorry, but I am angry. I come out here and I can't get a little cooperation from the backstage crew? Excuuuuuse me! *


*Shamelessly stolen from Steve Martin

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I knew there was a reason I started watching Season 1 from the beginning last night. Must be a code hardwired into Trekkie brains or something...

Troi: "I sense..."
Yar: "Pain?"
Troi: "No, poorly digested burritos."
Data: "One advantage of being an android is the ability to deactivate olfactory sensors at will."
Picard: "No self respecting Frenchman would eat Mexican food. It was Brie. What do you think put the curl in your hair, Counsellor?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SIRTIS (thinking): They cast an aging, bald Englishman as the Captain? I gotta call my agent. This POS can't last.

RIKER: Send someone down to environmental control, we need to adjust the humidity.

TROI: I hate you.

RIKER: Okay, I was wrong. This mall doesn't have an Applebees's

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "There it is again! That fly keeps landing on the view screen and it's annoying me to no end!"
Picard: "What are you talking about, Worf? I don't see any fly."
Worf: "Maybe you need to get your eyes checked. Sir."

 

[Gary7]

Troi: (thinking) Why, why did you do it, Will? Your face looks horrible without the beard!

 

[Gary7]

After the 1990's were up, all the TNG mannequins were promptly taken off the floor at MACY*S and shoved into a utility closet.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Mr. Worf--I said fire phasers not cast thunderbolts!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Yes, you with the keyboard. There's nothing silly to see, move along. Take your captioning and get out of here!"

 

[Holdfast]

PICARD: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, Admiral?!

TROI: AGAIN with the burritos, Captain?

(EDIT: whoops, I see The Laughing Vulcan got there first with this gag. Oh well, great minds and all that... )

PICARD (thinking): If I stay really, really still, maybe they won't notice me while they get it on.

 

[Mr Silver]

Shinzon: Then perhaps the time has come to add some illumination to this discussion.

*Fart Noise*

 

[Gary7]

Captioning this is futile.

 

[Gary7]

When Badass Sisko tells you to clear the bridge, you listen.

 

[Finn]

Captioning this is futile.

 

[Finn]

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Riker: ...smooth as an android's bottom

Troi: Wil! You know how sensitive the Captain is about his receding hairline.

Riker: Umm... I was talking about my face.

Troi: ...

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Picard (V.O.): Captain's log, stardate 415926535897932384.6. Everything is extremely boring in the future.

 

[Isis]

Announcer: "Mystery Date...are you ready for your Mystery Date? Will you get the handsome guy in the tuxedo, or Poindexter, the dud? <brief pause> Open the door...for your Mystery Date."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo