TNG Caption This #231: Write Some Original Songs!

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win LH!

Picard: "Didn't you three get the memo? It's casual Friday."

Riker: "Note to self. Never leave a whoopie cushion on the Captain's chair. Man, I cannot wait to get my Turbolift privilages back."

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: I'm sorry Sir, the Fashion Police will be taking you into custody.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "It's supposed to be reminiscent of Captain Kirk's green, rap-around tunic."
Worf: "Not even close, sir."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: New rule: Never follow a guy in a skant up a ladder.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Do you like it? I brought it off Will, the fat bugger can't fit in it anymore.

Riker: Standing right here!

Picard: Would you like me to bring you a pie back from Risa?

Riker: Stop demeaning me! I am a human being damn it!










Yes.

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Well Worf, what do you think?"

Worf: "Very.....masculine, Sir."

Riker: *Spit take*

Reg: *ZAP* "Power. Still. Active."

Geordi: "Oops. Sorry about that. Let me find the breaker."

Riker: "This climbing is rediculous. In the old days they used anti-grav boots."

Geordi: "Gallileo"
Crewman: "Gallileo"
Geordi: "Gallileo"
Crewman: "Gallileo"
Geordi: "Gallileo Figaro"
Together: "MAGNIFICO o o o o"

Worf: "She's staring at my ass again, isn't she. I can almost feel it."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "It was inspired by an old earth televion program called 'Miami Vice'."

Riker: "You're taking this Halloween Party seriously, aren't you Sir."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Picard: It's something I picked up in Venice.

 

[Holdfast]

PICARD: You will wear the new uniform, Mr Worf.

BARCLAY: It's... moving!
GEORDI (throwing up): Bad trip, man, bad trip!

RIKER (thinking): huh, that piercing's new.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

One day after Neelix transfers to the Enterprise...

 

[Isis]

The Enterprise had top-flight navigators, engineers, exobiologists, and even one of the quadrant's best bartenders. But what it didn't have was a decent plumber.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

WORF:: "No I will not partake in the Enterprise's 'Glee' day"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "You interrupted my yoga class for advice on which wine to serve the ambassador? Couldn't you people just flip a coin?"

Geordi: "You know, Reg, even with that 300-watt bulb, I think finding your contact is a lost cause."

The Fall 2011 television season really sucked.

 

[Nerys Myk]

You don't want to cross the Stinking Gorn's new doorman.

 

[Isis]

Riker (to self): "Next time I'll pick a chick who lives in a building with an elevator."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "What, can't we slap that Jefferies Tube set together for this episode?"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: OK, who forgot the "Do not use when in Spacedock" thing?

 

[Isis]

During the Enterprise's quieter times, Worf would practice for the Mr. Clean look-alike contest.

 

[Isis]

Worf (to self): "Why can't I remember whether I shut off the gagh pot or not?"

 

[Isis]

Worf (to self): "Dor-sho-gha--another wedgie on an afternoon I have no break."