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You sank my...BATTLESHIP! Teaser Trailer

I can't wait for the the review headlines. Good or bad, they're going to get ugly.

While i like the trailer, I think it's going to be one of those movies were the trailers are great and the movie isn't.

And more aliens. Bleh.

I think it would have worked better as a period piece with Liam has Halsey and Watanabe as Yamamoto. Even if they totally fucked with history, it'd still be better than this.
 
A movie about the game 'Battleship'? Really? I suppose it would be doable, but I have a hard time seeing how. I don't think I'll be se.....

Wait! Was that Liam Neeson in the trailer?

Is Liam Neeson going to have a somewhat substantial role in it?

*sigh* Son of a bitch. Never mind, I guess I'll probably go in that case.

Liam Neeson could read the telephone book and I'd watch it.
 
Assuming the aliens have beam weapons of some sort that can deal with atmospheric distortion they could sweep the skies clear of aircraft and drones with ease. Surface ships and submarines would be back on top.

One of the things that annoy me about modern Sci-Fi is that they always make aliens vulnerable to bullets.

Think about it. An alien warship capable of FTL travel is vulnerable to a 16 in shell from weapon system that is 70 years old and considered obsolete. It's like the story of Roswell, where a UFO is taken down by lightning (even though modern airliners can survive lightning strikes). It's sad to think that H.G. Wells could write a better invasion story in 1898, more than a hundred years ago.
 
Liam Neeson could read the telephone book and I'd watch it.

I don't know if I could stand watching a great actor demean himself fighting fake CGI aliens in a movie based on a board game. I think I would cry both for Neeson and the state of modern film.
 
So at the end of the movie, Taylor Kitsch should sacrifice the battleship to destroy the alien ship, so that Liam Neeson can yell "You sunk my battleship!" :p

I have no doubt you just spoiled the ending...and pretty much the primary tie to the game itself. :lol:
 
Liam Neeson could read the telephone book and I'd watch it.

I don't know if I could stand watching a great actor demean himself fighting fake CGI aliens in a movie based on a board game. I think I would cry both for Neeson and the state of modern film.

1] Liam Neeson will make a shitload of money from this movie. He gets to happily prosper, so no tears there.
2] The state of modern film has been in disarray since people expected to see mostly high art from modern film. Tears won't help now.
 
1] Liam Neeson will make a shitload of money

So do strippers and prostitutes. That doesn't mean that some of them don't die a little every time they demean themselves.

Only in a depraved materialistic culture, is money more valued than a human soul and only in such a society is there approval rather than horror.

2] The state of modern film has been in disarray since people expected to see mostly high art from modern film. Tears won't help now.

Of course Tears won't help but the expression of grief is a natural and healthy human response. It's better than keeping it all in and then killing yourself.
 
Sorry one more thing

As to the weapons and tactics in the movie, there is a line in the trailer about the alien ship not showing up on radar and other sensors. So suddenly battles are line-of-sight affairs once more, and who is king of those close range slugfests?

Not a battleship. Battleships are designed for long range duels. Destroyers would be better at close range combat with their superior speed, maneuverability and rapid fire. Battleship guns are notoriously inaccurate. I don't know if they are people alive much less serving who can fire those big guns without radar.
 
1] Liam Neeson will make a shitload of money

So do strippers and prostitutes. That doesn't mean that some of them don't die a little every time they demean themselves.

Only in a depraved materialistic culture, is money more valued than a human soul and only in such a society is there approval rather than horror.

Yes, because being in an action flick is just like being a debased prostitute. We're not discussing human souls, either. We're discussing movies, and they do everything from make us laugh and cry, to give us reflection and personal insight. They also make us horny, confused, terrified, and upset, not particularly in that order.

Movies can comment on the state of the human condition, or they can just be about blowing shit up. It's all what the viewer takes away from the experience. One can travail and weep 'til the cows come home about the loss of the human soul in the movie industry, but it is wiser to realize the movie industry never had a soul, only a mirror.

Of course Tears won't help but the expression of grief is a natural and healthy human response. It's better than keeping it all in and then killing yourself.
"Modern" film has always had this problem. Even in the early days of cinema there were remakes and retreads of the same storylines over and over again. While there are many classic Hollywood films, there are also a plethora of stink bombs. The goal of the business has always been to make money. This has never changed. That said, if one is willing to grieve themselves to death over a movie, it is probably wiser for one to get out more. Movies are an amazing experience when they're done right, but they are still fiction. They are not worth dying for, and they never were.
 
What's next? "Yo-Yo:The Return?" :rolleyes:

I here Michael Bay is doing "Tic Tack Toe: The Revenge of O"

Seriously this movie not only shows how creatively bankrupt Hollywood is but how intellectually bankrupt our education system is. There are TONS of great navel battles you can make a movie about. How about Jutland or Leyte Gulf or the battle of Philippine Sea (which would be epic).
Fuck yeah, Jutland would be great.

I mean, personally I'm partial to carrier warfare, so a remake of Midway would be up my alley, but dreadnoughts are fine too.

This right here might be the lamest thing I've recently seen. Like, they fooled me for a minute, with those Japanese naval ensigns, because I thought it would be a BB-centered remake of The Final Countdown.* I like how the FX artists and director don't seem to know how water works, treating thousands of tons impacting near you from a great height as having roughly the same effect as Splash Mountain.

*Obviously, this would be too cool.

So do strippers and prostitutes. That doesn't mean that some of them don't die a little every time they demean themselves.

Only in a depraved materialistic culture, is money more valued than a human soul and only in such a society is there approval rather than horror.

Never mind. I would like to distance myself from these rather unpleasant views, and now emphatically embrace this awful film.
 
I think that the aircraft carrier took most of the fun out of ship-to-ship warfare. Fleets no longer come within visual distance of each other (hence, the obsolesence of the battleship).

That's the general consensus but I would argue that battleships were obsolete even before that. Jutland showed how risk averse nations were in using their battleships because they were so expensive. That's why most of the naval action in WWI centered around submarines and the destroyers hunting them.

While I enjoyed that trailer it made me think that the USA is going to be forced to ditch these dinosaurs much like the rest of the naval nations have already done.
 
This has got to be the single stupidest thing I've seen come out of Hollywood's collective ass in... maybe forever...
 
So the Corps gets Battle: Los Angeles...

The Navy gets Battleship...

The Air Force already got Stealth...

And I guess the Transformers movies feature the Army.

So, really, it's just a matter of completing the collection.
[pedant]The pilots in Stealth were Navy, not Air Force.[/pedant]

In that case, the Air Force has the entire Stargate franchise. Hell, two former Air Force Chiefs of Staff even guest starred on SG-1.
 
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