Osama Bin Laden is Dead

[Rush Limborg]

^Amen.

NOW:

I have...a thousand ideas...on how to defile Bin Laden's remains, for all of Al-Qaeda to hear about and tear their hair out over!

Y'all wanna throw some around?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

And I'M happy enough not to ask you for clarifi--

Aw, wait a minute....

The rule is about not carrying fights, grudges, and insults over from TNZ. It's not against the rules to share articles or images and harmless things like that.

As you say.

What's that supposed to mean? I wasn't expecting anything from you, but you're so insecure you can't even admit to being mistaken on something as minor as this, can you? You have to get in one last comment that can be taken two ways.

If you think I'm lying, take it up the ladder and get your answer from one of the admins.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm angry? I must have missed a memo. Dude, I'm SMILING tonight.

I would kiss you, but then the resulting pain inflicted on the side of my face would make it impossible for me to enjoy solid food for the next few days.

Dude! Do you not get it? That is a sacrifice we should all willingly make! Our nerves will willingly suffer such pain!

Now get outta my way! *smooches Bonz*

 

[Data Holmes]

Ground zero is now packed with a growing gathering as well as the ever expanding DC gathering.

 

[Rush Limborg]

The rule is about not carrying fights, grudges, and insults over from TNZ. It's not against the rules to share articles or images and harmless things like that.

As you say.

What's that supposed to mean? I wasn't expecting anything from you, but you're so insecure you can't even admit to being mistaken on something as minor as this, can you? You have to get in one last comment that can be taken two ways.

If you think I'm lying, take it up the ladder and get your answer from one of the admins.

Shucks--I simply meant I was conceding your point. Sheesh....

 

[froot]

^Amen.

NOW:

I have...a thousand ideas...on how to defile Bin Laden's remains, for all of Al-Qaeda to hear about.

Wanna hear my favorites?

Unfortunately, they are apparently taking the high road and are going to deal with his body in accordance with Muslim tradition.

I... am not really happy about that. I don't think we should be monsters and drag the body around as the fanatics have done to our people, but affording him that extra level of respect doesn't seem okay.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

FOR. THE. WIN. May I use it in my signature line?

I didn't create it, so go ahead I guess.

As you say.

What's that supposed to mean? I wasn't expecting anything from you, but you're so insecure you can't even admit to being mistaken on something as minor as this, can you? You have to get in one last comment that can be taken two ways.

If you think I'm lying, take it up the ladder and get your answer from one of the admins.

Shucks--I simply meant I was conceding your point.

Just FYI, but people normally say things like "okay," "thanks for the info," and things like that that can't also be interpreted as saying "you're just making that up."

 

[Amaris]

^Amen.

NOW:

I have...a thousand ideas...on how to defile Bin Laden's remains, for all of Al-Qaeda to hear about and tear their hair out over!

Y'all wanna throw some around?

I could stand to hear a little more.

Dude! Do you not get it? That is a sacrifice we should all willingly make! Our nerves will willingly suffer such pain!

Now get outta my way! *smooches Bonz*

Askin' for trouble, just askin'.

 

[RoJoHen]

^Amen.

NOW:

I have...a thousand ideas...on how to defile Bin Laden's remains, for all of Al-Qaeda to hear about.

Wanna hear my favorites?

Unfortunately, they are apparently taking the high road and are going to deal with his body in accordance with Muslim tradition.

I... am not really happy about that. I don't think we should be monsters and drag the body around as the fanatics have done to our people, but affording him that extra level of respect doesn't seem okay.

Can we at least draw penises on his face first?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I think that's a given.

 

[Amaris]

I'll get the sharpie.

 

[Data Holmes]

I'll get the sharpie.

Fuck that. I'll get the pigs blood. We don't need to tell anyone.

 

[Amaris]

I'll get the sharpie.

Fuck that. I'll get the pigs blood. We don't need to tell anyone.

Can we put it in a sharpie? I don't want to get any of that on me. I only like my pigs in bacon form.

 

[Data Holmes]

I'll get the sharpie.

Fuck that. I'll get the pigs blood. We don't need to tell anyone.

Can we put it in a sharpie? I don't want to get any of that on me. I only like my pigs in bacon form.

 

[drychlick]

i love it! i hope he burn in hell forever

 

[Data Holmes]

i love it! i hope he burn in hell forever

At the least, a daily pineapple.

 

[Nowhere Man]

The People's house is crowded and Ground Zero as well. This is great, Secret Service is starting to be dicks about the people(of course). This is a natural reaction, I think Obama should step out and wave to the crowd.

 

[Rush Limborg]

i love it! i hope he burn in hell forever

At the least, a daily pineapple.

Don't forget...a steady diet of PORK for him, too!

And as for the 72* virgins...well, see the Jeff Dunham "Ahmed The Dead Terrorist" sketch....



*(Why is the number 72, BTW? Anyone have an an idea on that...?)

 

[RoJoHen]

^Don't forget...a steady diet of PORK for him, too!

And as for the 72* virgins...well, see the Jeff Dunham "Ahmed The Dead Terrorist" sketch....



*(Why is the number 72, BTW? Anyone have an an idea on that...?)

Because 73 is just way too many.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^And...why not 71?