When did you last have sex?
- Thread starter Robert Maxwell
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Thanks John and Shameless. I am already getting some good ideas. Say have either of you seen the Human Centipede?
Ugh, i am NOT going through that again. That weekend is something best forgotten.
I mean ... what?
I mean ... what?
I haven't had sex in a 11 days!
I'm dying over here. My stupid husband has to be a dumb doctor and work in the ER and he hasn't been home in two days! And then before that he was at a medical teaching thing in Roseville!
Add all of that to I'm pregnant and these hormones are destroying me!
Basically I'm dying over here without sex.
I'm dying over here. My stupid husband has to be a dumb doctor and work in the ER and he hasn't been home in two days! And then before that he was at a medical teaching thing in Roseville!
Add all of that to I'm pregnant and these hormones are destroying me!
Basically I'm dying over here without sex.
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Amaris
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*sigh*
Okay.
[takes off pants]
(I kid!)
You're just offering it to everyone aren't yah?
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Amaris
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*sigh*
Okay.
[takes off pants]
(I kid!
You're just offering it to everyone aren't yah?
Well... yes. It's my nature.
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Amaris
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What can I say? I find it to be an engaging hobby. Way better than stamp collecting.
What can I say? I find it to be an engaging hobby. Way better than stamp collecting.
Or gardening . . . Or knitting . . .
Sex is wonderful . . .
I'm pretty sure 11 hours needs to pass now!
Engage!
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Amaris
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Can't blame you.
What can I say? I find it to be an engaging hobby. Way better than stamp collecting.
Or gardening . . . Or knitting . . .
Sex is wonderful . . .
I'm pretty sure 11 hours needs to pass now!
If it helps, I'll probably have to wait weeks or even months before my next romantic entanglement. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, whomever she is, I'm going to spend all night reciting Klingon love poetry. Occasionally I'll come up for air.
If it helps, I'll probably have to wait weeks or even months before my next romantic entanglement. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, whomever she is, I'm going to spend all night reciting Klingon love poetry. Occasionally I'll come up for air.
Poor you. I hope you get someone soon, but you might want to hold off on the Klingon love poetry for a few days. I hear cantaloupe works as well
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Amaris
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The fun is in the practice!
Wait, coming or going? Because that's important.I hear cantaloupe works as well
The fun is in the practice!
I can say "Revenge is a dish best served cold." But I learned that from Big Bang Theory.
Wait, coming or going? Because that's important.I hear cantaloupe works as well
You've been holding out on us over in HiJs Mair!! You have never brought up fruit.
Did you want me to teacake?
Nah, J could declare this in a strong, manly voice at a sci-fi con and before you know it he'd be beating off admirers with a big stick. So to speak.
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