When did you last have sex?

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow in this thread, you really have to be careful of what you say

As for me, I have no knowledge in the...bedroom department shall I say
But hey, one day when Im in a relationship with someone mature....

 

Thanks John and Shameless. I am already getting some good ideas. Say have either of you seen the Human Centipede?

 

Ugh, i am NOT going through that again. That weekend is something best forgotten.

I mean ... what?

 

I haven't had sex in a 11 days!

I'm dying over here. My stupid husband has to be a dumb doctor and work in the ER and he hasn't been home in two days! And then before that he was at a medical teaching thing in Roseville!

Add all of that to I'm pregnant and these hormones are destroying me!

Basically I'm dying over here without sex.

 

*sigh*

Okay.

[takes off pants]


(I kid! )

 

You're just offering it to everyone aren't yah?

 

Well... yes. It's my nature.

 

Can't blame you.

 

What can I say? I find it to be an engaging hobby. Way better than stamp collecting.

 

Or gardening . . . Or knitting . . .

Sex is wonderful . . .


I'm pretty sure 11 hours needs to pass now!

 

Engage!

 

If it helps, I'll probably have to wait weeks or even months before my next romantic entanglement. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, whomever she is, I'm going to spend all night reciting Klingon love poetry. Occasionally I'll come up for air.

 

Poor you. I hope you get someone soon, but you might want to hold off on the Klingon love poetry for a few days.


I hear cantaloupe works as well

 

The fun is in the practice!

Wait, coming or going? Because that's important.

 

I can say "Revenge is a dish best served cold." But I learned that from Big Bang Theory.

 

You've been holding out on us over in HiJs Mair!! You have never brought up fruit.

 

Did you want me to teacake?

 

And I think we have figured out why you will not have sex for a loooooooonnng time.

 

Nah, J could declare this in a strong, manly voice at a sci-fi con and before you know it he'd be beating off admirers with a big stick. So to speak.

 

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