DS9 Caption Contest #28: This has gotta be a canon violation...

[LeadHead]

Good evening ladies and gents, lets get right to it with Vreenak...

First up, the "Dangerous Aliens doing very undangerous things" Award goes to:

"Tickle tickle tickle!"

Next, "The Customer with a Bat'leth is always right" Award goes to:

Dax - Worf take it easy!
Worf - No!!! That Ferrengi has no honor!!
Dax - Maybe so but chasing him through the crawl ways won't change things.
Worf - 3 slips of latnum for prune juice???? I'll kill him!!!
Dax - You have a problem!

Next, the "Losing a Bet can really stink" Award goes to:

Never bet Odo that he can't morph into a stun beam.

Next, the "Fashion First, Revenge Later" Award goes to:

Dukat: Garak, I could kill you right now!!!

Garak:...

Dukat: But if I did that who would make my stylish Cardassian armor? I heard a new shade of metallic is coming in soon! That should liven things up a bit, eh?

Next, the "Patience when cooking challenging dishes" Award goes to:

SISKO: "The souffle will either rise or it won't, there's not a damn thing you can do about it, so you might as well just sit back and wait and see what happens."

This has to be one of the cutest photoshops ever in this contest, the Photoshop award goes to:

WORF: Truely, that cat has no honor.

The Reckoning: Round Two.

Congratulations to all of our winners and participants!

Now, I know I'm a little late on this, but, it's been a tradition on the boards to have an April Fools edition, since it hadn't happened this time around, I thought I'd bring it to those who were missing it. Now, Star Wars has been done, I thought we'd go with my next fave Sci-Fi Series after Trek, and also the one that's quite appropriate in this particular forum.

I know we've got a lot of images up here, but god knows when's the next time this series will be in a contest.

Also, I'm sorry if any image spoils anything for anyone working their way through the series, given that it's been off the air for a decade now, I took the chance.

 

[LeadHead]

Sheridan: What do you mean you hate orange juice Marcus?!

Garibaldi: I've got something never thought of before in this box, shirts with proper collars.

Zathras: You are the one... who will miss a season...

G'Kar: Here, LeVar Burton said this is a good read.

Franklin and Garibaldi know you're over the legal limit.

Londo: Great Maker.

Vir: I'm sorry Londo, it's just... they're canceling All My Children!

Lennier:Whoo Hooo?

Sheridan: Don't judge me too harshly, I finally beat Delenns high score in Wii Sports!

 

[Admiral Shran]

Thanks for the win!

Zach: You know Doc, I could really use some stims right about now.

Ivanova: Woah, I'm outta here.

Garibaldi: You know what this is? This is a can of whoop-ass, and I'm about to give it to you.

Zathras: You do the hokey pokey. And you turn yourself around. That's. What. It's. All about.

Sheridan: Here you go, Londo wanted us to make sure to tell you it was in large print with simple words.

Franklin: Listen Lyta, we know the Vorlons have doing some funky stuff to you lately, but why are you naked?

Londo: Vir, what is this abomination you're watching!

Vir: Mr. Garibaldi called it Star.... Trek.... Voyager.

Lennier: So I watched the entire of run of DS9 last week. It really is a superior show.

Sheridan (thinking): This guy is fucking nuts!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Garibaldi: "Look, I'll give you a free makeup update...a sample, just a sample. Best get in quick, though. I'll bet you ten credits by fourth season all the Drazi will be wearing scales on the back of their heads".

G'Kar: "It's my latest work, Mr. President. "G'kar's Big Book of Farmyard Animals". The cow goes "mooooo", Mr. President...it's all in there".

Sheridan: "Not as impressive as your earlier work, G'Kar, but we'll give it a go".

Sheridan: "Eh...Lennier? Remember our talk about human interior design and customs? The difference between an elevator and a urinal?"

Lennier: "... ... ...I have brought great shame to my clan".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Ivanova: "Zathras, on behalf of the station's racoon population, I must respectfully ask you to stop this - oh my god! Not again!"

Zathras: "If Zathras can skin 50 before sunset, Zathras earns coupon".

"Let us pray the inner wall holds, Vir. Great Maker help us all..."

In the station's first annual amateur film festival, Londo's entry, "Attack of the Narn Folk Singer", was a surprise hit, though condemned by some critics as "culturally insensitive".

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Ivanova: "So the Captain made all of this?"
Sheridan: "Yeah. My father once owned a restaurant back in New Orleans."
Ira Behr: "Son of a...!" (Crumples script.)

 

[Isis]

Instructor (OS in doorway): "Hi. I'm supposed to conduct a team-building exercise for a group from...let's see...something called DS9. Am I in the right place?"

Garibaldi (also OS in doorway): "No, that's not us. Maybe they're in the next room down."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sheridan: "We really lucked up! The hostess just told me Chef Ramsay is overhauling this restaurant for his show 'Kitchen Nightmares' this week!"
Ivanova: "Yeah, but...this is Monday. Which means he hasn't actually made any changes yet."
Zach: "And this place is so bad he picked it to feature on his show?"
Franklin: "I'm not hungry anymore!"

Sheridan: "I can't tell you how sorry I am, G'Kar. It just slipped out!"
G'Kar: "Don't give it a second thought. We're used to it; we get called 'lizard-face' all the time! We don't take any more offense at it than Delenn would at being called a 'bonehead.'"
Delenn: "Hey!!"

Garibaldi: "I don't know how much you paid for this mirror, but you got screwed."

Londo: "What's he talking about, Vir? What is this 'Delta House'?"
Vir: "Dammit, I was just a kid! Is this going to haunt me for the rest of my life?!!"

 

[Isis]

G'Kar moonlighting as a maitre d': "I'm sorry, but if you two don't have reservations, I can't give you a table."

Sheridan: "That's OK. I like The Stinking Gorn better anyway."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHERIDAN ( slightly nervous): It's good that you did that Lennier, real good.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BOXLEITNER: Whats with Claudia and Richard?

CARTER: They somehow got the impression that "wooden acting" was a compliment and are taking it to the next level.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Lennier: "Advantages of being Minbari? Well, let's see...we have longer lifespans than humans. Better hearing. We're stronger than humans. Oh, and we're practically immune to donkey punches!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LENNIER: No, it would not look "cool" mounted above your fireplace!!!!

 

[Isis]

The Babylon 5 Mirror Universe episode was not well received.

 

[Captain Crow]

Zathras: Want to smell Zathras's finger?

Sheridan: Has anyone ever told you you look like that brat Will Robinson from "Lost in Space"?

Lennier: Has anyone ever told you you look like that douche Lee Stetson from "Scarecrow and Mrs. King"?

 

[Nerys Myk]

IVANOVA: You bitch! I was going to wear that outfit!!!!

 

[Supernuke]

Thanks for the win!!

Vir: What's that noise? It sounds like Earth church music!
Londo: I guess that's the sound of the Narn are killing another Centauri Lord...

 

[Admiral Shran]

Minbari Cosplayer (thinking): Holy shit! It's that guy from Tron. This is the greatest convention ever!

 

[NX-01]

Thanks for the win!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Chestburster:

♫
Hello! ma baby
Hello! ma honey
Hello! ma ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, ma heart's on fire!
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh, baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own!
♫
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