DS9 Caption Contest #27: Everything is under control

[digger]

SISKO: "The souffle will either rise or it won't, there's not a damn thing you can do about it, so you might as well just sit back and wait and see what happens."

 

[Vulpes]

Sisko: Guys, maybe we should go do something else for a while. You know what they say, a watched shapeless organic mass never boils.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Sisko: Good heavens, Doctor! What's this?

Bashir: Well, sir, it's, um, Klingon.

Sisko looks to Dax in disbelief.

Dax: Yes, Benjamin. It took hours. Worf was brave, but finally, I had to call Julian.

Sisko: Will he be alright?

Bashir: Oh, yes, but I had to sedate him. I'd advise against mentioning it, actually.

Kira (O.S.): Doctor Bashir, the sector representative of Guinness Galactic Records has arrived.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Schistocerca]

Bashir: And here we have a photograph of Kira being shot by the Jem Hadar.
Sisko: Thank God the laser didn't go right through her!
Bashir: Uhm, well, actually she was shot from behind.

 

[Isis]

Nobody realized this was actually a DS9-Mission Impossible crossover in which Leonard Nimoy played Paris, master of disguise...via a cheap latex mask.

Sisko: "I've heard of throwing the baby out with the bath water, but this is ridiculous."

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Why did I let you guys talk me into Red Lobster today?"

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "You're just not the man you used to be."

Worf: "These damn flies are so annoying."

Kira: "I hate when they have a guy doing retinal identification. Hey, Buddy, my eyes are up here!"

 

[Isis]

Jake (OS): "But my father said you liked being in the spotlight."

 

[the skullcowboy]

Just when Sisko thought he had won the 1st annual U.F.P. extreme " pull my finger " olympics...

Worf: I can't believe we caught Bashir filming us! think of this GRAVE DISHONOR!
Dax: crybaby I bet you wouldn't mind if it was Kira...

Kira- Doctor when I said I wished you'd focus like a laser beam..this is NOT what I meant..

Garak- Ahh Dukat, I sense you didn't like the old root beer in the Kanar bottle trick?

Jadzia for the last time DAX does not periodically need to be washed in windex!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Truely, that cat has no honor.

 

[phenyx2]

Sisko: "How did you grow a turkey in your petri dish out of one of Worf's brain cells Doctor?"

Dr: "The secret is to grow it in Romulan ale."

Dax: "Worf is going to be so pissed. He doesn't have many of those left you know."

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Sisko: "How did you grow a turkey in your petri dish out of one of Worf's brain cells Doctor?"

Dr: "The secret is to grow it in Romulan ale."

Dax: "Worf is going to be so pissed. He doesn't have many of those left you know."

Bashir: "He's a real birdbrain."
Sisko: {GROAN}

 

[NX-01]

Sisco - What now!?!?

Dax - Worf take it easy!
Worf - No!!! That Ferrengi has no honor!!
Dax - Maybe so but chasing him through the crawl ways won't change things.
Worf - 3 slips of latnum for prune juice???? I'll kill him!!!
Dax - You have a problem!

Kira - Bareil, I am not into water sports...
Bareil - But I have been practicing my aim for weeks!!

Dax - Damn what a UGLY baby!!
Bashir - Jadzia!!!!
Sisco - I wouldn't let Chief O'Brien hear you say that Old Man..

 

[Schistocerca]

Sisko: Are you sure this is the main ingredient in Plomeek soup?

 

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