You and your ideal wang

[RoJoHen]

A friend of mine bought me a penis pump as a gag gift one time, so obviously I used it. That's definitely a fun experiment in measuring if you ever have the opportunity.

 

[bigdaddy]

A friend of mine bought me a penis pump as a gag gift one time, so obviously I used it. That's definitely a fun experiment in measuring if you ever have the opportunity.

Did it actually do anything?

 

[RoJoHen]

A friend of mine bought me a penis pump as a gag gift one time, so obviously I used it. That's definitely a fun experiment in measuring if you ever have the opportunity.

Did it actually do anything?

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

 

[Shazam!]

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

SOLD

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

A friend of mine bought me a penis pump as a gag gift one time, so obviously I used it. That's definitely a fun experiment in measuring if you ever have the opportunity.

Did it actually do anything?

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

So how girthy are you now?

 

[Maurice]

...The second method, favored by the medical community, is to instead stretch the penis while flaccid. Doctors swear the second method provides an accurate measurement, but I think it's bullshit...

I'd agree with your assessment of that methods, based on direct observational evidence.

 

[Shazam!]

They say penis is like a rubix cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets

But I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 3 minutes : (

 

[captcalhoun]

i've measured using a ruler and a tape measure. typically about 6.5 to 7in. once, when super-turned-on, it hit 8.

the hornier i get, the bigger it gets...

You get super turned on by measuring your dick with a tape measure?

Oookaaay...

no, i was engaged in a dirty sex email convo with an American girl-friend and she asked and since i was super-turned on, when i measured it was 8in.

 

[RoJoHen]

Did it actually do anything?

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

So how girthy are you now?

This was about 2 years ago, so things have gone back to their original size. It takes maintenance.

 

[trekkiedane]

i've measured using a ruler and a tape measure. typically about 6.5 to 7in. once, when super-turned-on, it hit 8.

the hornier i get, the bigger it gets...

You get super turned on by measuring your dick with a tape measure?

Oookaaay...

no, i was engaged in a dirty sex email convo with an American girl-friend and she asked and since i was super-turned on, when i measured it was 8in.

Dirty by be-mail, eh? -well at least that way the smell won't be a problem I suppose.

 

[Amaris]

A friend of mine bought me a penis pump as a gag gift one time, so obviously I used it. That's definitely a fun experiment in measuring if you ever have the opportunity.

Did it actually do anything?

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

I'd be concerned that it could do long term damage.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I don't like conjecture if I can help it. I'm not insecure about it (at least not anymore), but it's not any actual trouble to find out, particularly if one is genuinely curious.

Actually, it turns out I have no measuring instruments in the house.

Yes I do. Regularly. The Gray aliens plot centers around stealing penis length. I need to make sure those bastards are keeping their cold, bony hands off my junk.

Damn straight. I have cold, bony hands of my own.

It sometimes occurs to me, but either it's at a time where I don't have a tape-measure handy or really care enough to go fetch one or it happens in a place when I don't have an erection ready -and would be arrested (or at least banned) if I did...

If the cop is a guy, he'd probably understand.

Sure, every monday morning just like everybody else, right?

If I was to set up a regular routine, it would be Friday or Saturday night.

Yes, frequently.

Are you afraid it will change? Or hoping?

Honestly, i thought it's something all guys do at one point. I haven't measured it in a while actually.

It never occurred to me. It's not like it needs a bra or anything.

 

[RoJoHen]

Did it actually do anything?

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

I'd be concerned that it could do long term damage.

You just gotta be careful with it, honestly. Don't do too much too fast. You could potentially burst some blood vessels.

 

[Amaris]

Oh, absolutely. It just about doubled my dick in size. It doesn't stay that way for long after you take the pump off -- maybe an hour or so -- but it's pretty intense. If you keep up with it and develop a "routine," it can permanently stretch out the tissues and allow more blood to enter. It doesn't do much for the length, but it actually makes it more girthy.

I'd be concerned that it could do long term damage.

You just gotta be careful with it, honestly. Don't do too much too fast. You could potentially burst some blood vessels.

Aaannnd that's one good reason why I'll stay away from it.

 

[Tom Riley]

Anyway, my experience as a gay man is that most men either exaggerate deliberately or have no idea what they're talking about, and if a man claims he has 7" then the real-world number is usually 5.5".

Um... *Some* people exaggerate, mostly in a joking way though... When I've actually had legit level conversations with guys there's rarely THAT level of exaggeration... In fact, of the guys I've had enough experience with, they were all being fairly close to accurate... An inch and a half is a HUGE difference, a bit much to use as a specific number to chop off every guy's claim of size...

Well, YMMV, but it's my experience that most men wouldn't know a real inch if it bit them on the ass.

True, I wasn't thinking guessing their size, I thought you meant they would measure and straight up lie or round up... If they aren't measuring and just guessing then yeah I suppose I can totally see an error margin close to that...

When they figure out a way to have sex using a stretched flaccid penis, then I'll consider that method to be an accurate measurement.

Has everybody here actually measured themselves with a ruler or tape measure or something? It would never occur to me to go to that much trouble.

Honestly, i thought it's something all guys do at one point. I haven't measured it in a while actually.

The first time I measured was quite interesting... I didn't think of bringing the ruler into my room for some reason, so instead I took a bunch of Legos and built a stick which was as long as my erect penis, and then brought that out to the kitchen where the ruler was and measured the Legos there. Probably not entirely accurate but... I was fairly young so... Haha.

But yeah, I haven't measured in a while either, but I suppose it wouldn't really have changed size since the last time. I figured most guys would have measured at some point too.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'd be concerned that it could do long term damage.

You just gotta be careful with it, honestly. Don't do too much too fast. You could potentially burst some blood vessels.

Aaannnd that's one good reason why I'll stay away from it.

Yeah, I mean, it's a totally unnecessary thing to do. If it hadn't been bought for me, I never would have done it. There was just such an intense curiosity that I couldn't just leave it alone.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You just gotta be careful with it, honestly. Don't do too much too fast. You could potentially burst some blood vessels.

Aaannnd that's one good reason why I'll stay away from it.

Yeah, I mean, it's a totally unnecessary thing to do. If it hadn't been bought for me, I never would have done it. There was just such an intense curiosity that I couldn't just leave it alone.

That is how it always starts RoJoHen.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm

"Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the penis pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy."

 

[RoJoHen]

Aaannnd that's one good reason why I'll stay away from it.

Yeah, I mean, it's a totally unnecessary thing to do. If it hadn't been bought for me, I never would have done it. There was just such an intense curiosity that I couldn't just leave it alone.

That is how it always starts RoJoHen.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm

"Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the penis pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy."

I have the good sense to keep this kind of shit confined to my home.

 

[Maurice]

i've measured using a ruler and a tape measure. typically about 6.5 to 7in. once, when super-turned-on, it hit 8.

the hornier i get, the bigger it gets...

You get super turned on by measuring your dick with a tape measure?

Oookaaay...

no, i was engaged in a dirty sex email convo with an American girl-friend and she asked and since i was super-turned on, when i measured it was 8in.

She didn't ask for photographic evidence? lol

 

[Shazam!]

I took a bunch of Legos...