Smallville: 10x16 "Scion" - Discussion and Spoilers

[Procutus]

Connor: "You can't stop me!" *flies away*
Clark: "Damn!"

That would've been too fuckin' funny!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Connor: "You can't stop me!" *flies away*
Clark: "Damn!"

 

[Procutus]

Connor likes botox.

And silicon.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I thought he was going for X-Ray vision for a sec. I forgot about the effects of Super-Puberty.

 

[Nowhere Man]

I thought he was going for X-Ray vision for a sec. I forgot about the effects of Super-Puberty.

Yeah lois almost gave up some head, literarly.

 

[DarthPipes]

Clark's dream...a love child with him and Lex.

 

[Procutus]

I guess that confirms our suspicions about Clark and Lex!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

No, Lois, you really SHOULD say it like that.

 

[Nowhere Man]

The other half is bear and the other half is pig.

 

[Procutus]

Clark's dream...a love child with him and Lex.

We're going to get some mileage out of this one!

 

[DarthPipes]

"The only person who has never made me feel alone is you."

So fuck you, Martha Kent!

 

[Procutus]

Merry Little League!

 

[Procutus]

"The only person who has never made me feel alone is you."

So fuck you, Martha Kent!

And Chloe and seven years of Lana-angst, and Pa Kent and...


Well, I could go on, but...

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Unlike Clark, Connor may actually need glasses.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Once again, Clark's sneaky secrecy fucks things up.

 

[DarthPipes]

I understand he's supposed to be Superman and there's nothing wrong with trying to help Connor but Clark is so dangerously stupid it's not even funny. Trust that Connor will turn good...idiot!

Lois can barely move her face in surprise due to all that botox.

"We can call Oliver and Chloe in Star City."

Chloe "Fuck off, Clark!"

 

[DarthPipes]

Once again, Clark's sneaky secrecy fucks things up.

And stupid naivety.

Thank God for these chats because this season has been weak.

 

[DarthPipes]

Threatening Lois will more plastic surgery won't scare her...

I guess the red kryptonite is how he kept Clark in check in the other world.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Well Red Connor has some style anyway.

 

[Procutus]

I understand he's supposed to be Superman and there's nothing wrong with trying to help Connor but Clark is so dangerously stupid it's not even funny. Trust that Connor will turn good...idiot!

Lois can barely move her face in surprise due to all that botox.

"We can call Oliver and Chloe in Star City."

Chloe "Fuck off, Clark!"

It's amazing how badly the two of us want to hear her say that to him!