Caption Contest 63: Two Peas In A Pod

[Cpt. Porthos]

Trip: "If you sing hit me baby one more time.. SO HELP ME GOD I WILL!"

Trip: "Aw crap were screwed"
Malcolm: " why? What is it Sir?"
Trip "Made in Korea"
Malcolm "At least its not a Dell"

 

[NX-01]

Tucker - I can't sit down, it hurts too bad...
Reed - The pain will deminish
Tucker - I begged you to use lube!
Reed - I am British....British men are tough we don't use lube!!

Tucker - Damn it!! This is from a Sinclair Spectrum?!?!?! Malcolm what it you bring this for? What possible good could this do?!?!?
Reed - I thought we could play Dizzy......
Tucker - Your a Jackass!!

Tucker - Damn it Malcolm your hands are cold!!
Reed - Sorry!

Reed - Since we are doomed there is something you should know.....I don't love you I just didn't want to die a virgin.
Tucker - *SOB* You took advance of me....

 

[Captain Crow]

Trip: CAN'T A MAN WACK OFF IN PEACE?!

Trip: I don't know how to tell you this Malcolm but... that's the pee bottle.

[Malcolm goes bug-eyed]

Trip: I just don't get it. Why is this "Angry Birds" thing so popular?

 

[PikeFan]

I fricken peed myself laughing! These are too funny. I'll do a post anyway, but I can't top you all so far!

 

[PikeFan]

REED: That was nice, thank you!
TUCKER: Fuck you, you said I could call you T'Pol.
REED: I just lied to get you into bed, dumb arse!
TUCKER:

TUCKER: What the hell is this?
REED: If you plug it in it vibrates/
TUCKER:

TUCKER: Holy shit Malcolm, you said it was big, but my God man! That ain't gonna fit!

REED: Why aren't you drinking?
TRIP: I don't wanna be like Scotty.
REED: No, as a Southerner they think you were McCoy.
TRIP: Asshole.
REED: SEE! I told you so!

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one done, grab your blankets and empties and proceed to the next contest.