Voyager Caption Contest #46: Is it Spring Yet?

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome fellow Voyagers! It's time to get the ship out of the Delta Quadrant and dust off da winnas!



First up, once again proof positive that it takes two to tango we have this:

Never a high quality show, Voyager took a serious downturn with the fourth season replacement for Mr. Carey.

The Sticky Fingers Award goes to:

And henceforth Torres was banned from Macy's.

Winning the Mark Zuckerberg Award we have:

Chakotay: This is gonna look great on my Facebook page!

Proving that it never hurts to quote the masters:

Tuvok: If I were human, I believe my response would be -- "Damn! Feels good to be a GANGSTA." If I were human.

And the Permaban Award goes to:

Paris: Nice to meet you, "T'Bonz."

Our PHOTOSHOP Award goes to this entry which successfully married old with new:

Pike: "Vina? Vina, can it really be you?"

And this week's Special Morning Cawfee Spew Award goes to Isis who helped me prove once and for all that drinks taken in through your mouth can indeed exit through your nose:

The Green Acres-Voyager crossover was not well received.

Congrats to da winnas and thanks to everyone who played. Your checks are in the mail!


And now i offer these photos for you to caption with wild abandon!

As always, i'll let this brew for two weeks. So have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

No matter how hard she tried, those sexual side effects from her Prozac kept Janeway from finding the big O.

Voyager did indeed observe Don't Ask Don't Tell.

Kes: "I am SO going to kill that Neelix. No color additives my ass!"

 

[JarodRussell]

Aah, Mr. Putter, finally we meet again. And now give me that goddamn miniaturization chip!

 

[Supernuke]

Picardo: If you say that again, I'm going to sick Jon Lovitz on you!!

 

[B.J.]

Picardo gets to do to Andy Dick what everyone else has only dreamed of.

 

[Alrik]

Janeway: "Whoa. FOUND THE TOY SUBMARINE."

Harry really enjoyed his next generation Rubik's puzzle.

Torres: "Why Tom, you ask? Well for starters, he's hung like this."

 

[Alrik]

Doctor: "QUITE! The Dark Lord's name must not be spoken aloud."

Mark II: "Mmmmpphh nnneeenny kkkaaak mmmmppph mmmmrrry mmmoonnnnrrr nnnrrryyynnnph nntth mmoo".

Doctor: "What."

Mark II: "I said, you really take your Harry Potter seriously, don't you."

 

[Alrik]

Kes: "Somewheeerrre over the rainbow..."

Neelix (os): "Kes, what are you doing?"

Kes: "I don't know. For some reason I suddenly felt inspired."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I once caught a fish THIS BIG..."

 

[Mistral]

Thankyou and thanks, Nerys, for the win! - Mistral

The towel that looked like cheese cloth had made her suspicious and the extremely hot bath had done nothing to ease her fears but she wasn't absolutely sure until Neelix began adding the diced leola root to the water....

 

[Mistral]

"Well, since it's programmable, about this big should work."

 

[Mistral]

Early publicity still for a Voyager episode based on What Dreams May Come. The drama-rich script was never filmed when it was discovered none of the cast could actually act.

 

[NX-01]

Janeway - OMG TUVOK!!!! Where did you learn to hold your breath that long?!?!?! Oh my.....

Kim - Yay, I solved it.
Tuvok (OS) - Well Done Ensign, how long did it take?
Kim (Looking pleased with himself) - 3 hours.
Tuvok - I believe that Niomi Wildman solved it in 20 minutes.
Kim (Throws the toy away and whines) - Stupid Niomi Wildman

Doctor - Stop talking, I am trying to tell you I love you!!!
EMH - I knew one night wouldn't be good enough for you!!

Kes - Where's the space weed?

Torres - I am going to kill Tom, he said the needle was going to be this long.
Doctor - Needle? I use hyposprays..

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "Ohhhhhh! Holodeck Rubber Ducky knows some wonderful tricks!"

Kim: "Thanks, everyone! I've been wanting one of these for years!"
B'Elanna: "Really? They only cost four credits! God, you're cheap!"

Doctor: "No! Don't say it! Even in this enlightened future, the very mention of your name still causes embarrassed tittering!"

Kes: "Hey! Ensign Popeye! Enough with the spinach already!"

B'Elanna: "Okay, I'll cut to the chase. I want to have a threesome, but Tom is too jealous to share me with another man. So...since you're technically just a computer program..."
Doctor: "Oh dear!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

And suddenly, ignoring Janeway's hault to his advances, Q appears where no man has gone before...

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Doctor: ''Lieutenant, calm down, I already told you! I did NOT tell the whole crew you're pregnant! It would be against my ethical subroutines.''
B'Elanna: ''Hmmm... Torres to Neelix. Please meet me in sickbay, I have to... Speak with you.''

 

[alte]

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK (os): Captain, are you okay? I thought I heard screaming.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HARRY: Look what I made in arts and crafts! Tomorrow we're building with popcicle sticks!

 

[tharpdevenport]

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