I'm buying a bed, not sure what that says about me.
I'm a baby elephant!
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I'm buying a bed, not sure what that says about me.
You're a whore!
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
It sounds a bit like the last few bars of "Rhapsody in Blue," but that's not what it is. It's the vaudeville-era four-note tune, "Good Evening Friends."
Shouldn't that be 17 stone 12 pounds?
I was watching a show on animals and it said a baby elephant weighs 250lbs at birth!
THAT IS WHAT I WEIGH!!!!
I'm going on a diet tomorrow!
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Better now that you noticed me.
When did the Americans lose their stones?
I imagine a baby elephant is a lot cuter -- sorry.
I imagine a baby elephant is a lot cuter -- sorry.
This is probably the name of the next "Mayhem" commercials by AllState.
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
When they lost their Empire and India
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
1776, and no.
Vietnam, but they felt they got them back during Desert Storm.
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
When they lost their Empire and India
But they got 'em back with the Falklands.
The Empire Strikes Back.
I was watching a show on animals and it said a baby elephant weighs 250lbs at birth!
THAT IS WHAT I WEIGH!!!!
I'm going on a diet tomorrow!
So many elephant jokes, so little time.
But for now I'll just avoid the elephant in the room...
I'm too busy staring at his trunk ...
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
We've lost and regrown them so many times over the centuries, the scar tissue down there is now as hard as steel.
And i thought it was the stiff upper lip the British are famous for ...Vietnam, but they felt they got them back during Desert Storm.
When did the British lose their stones? And did they ever get them back?
We've lost and regrown them so many times over the centuries, the scar tissue down there is now as hard as steel.
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