PIKE: Anyone know how to make a Talosian crippler?
Hello?
Anyone?
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #25: Pike's Peak
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PIKE: Anyone know how to make a Talosian crippler?
Hello?
Anyone?
J.J.'s decision to allow an intoxicated dwarf to film part of the ship's crucial drill-battle scene was one he soon regretted...
Someone back at Starfleet Command told me this is a good place to see some jello wrestling.
I HOPE they weren't lying to me.
Love the Photoshop, NX-01!
Pike: "Finally! Real beer! Synthale sucks!"
Spock: "What a thoroughly TOS attitude, Captain!"
Pike: "Finally! Real beer! Synthale sucks!"
Spock: "What a thoroughly TOS attitude, Captain!"
Love the Photoshop, NX-01!
Pike: "Finally! Real beer! Synthale sucks!"
Spock: "What a thoroughly TOS attitude, Captain!"
Thanks
Like the quote. I image Synthale to be a lot like all the non alcoholic beers....not very nice at all.
MEET THE STARFLEETLES
Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funnest looks from
Everyone we meet
Hey hey we're the Starfeetles
We're just Trekkin' around
We're just busy singin'
An' we got something to say
There we go into the brewery, I mean engineering
We drink real alcohol not that synthol sh-tuff
Hey hey we're the Starfleetles
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Yakkity Smakkity
~ and so on ~
Pike: Outside, all of you. Now!
Uhura: Even me?
Pike: No.
Everyone leaves but Pike and Uhura
Pike: So I hear you occasionally date Academy Instructors...
Pike: Mister Kirk, Mister Sulu, Engineer Olsen, will space jump from the Shuttle.
Kirk: You do know that none of us have trained in Space Jumps yet, right?
Pike: Oh yeah, that's in year four. Well, hope for beginners luck then.
Pike: What's this about?
Admiral Archer: He transported Porthos 5 away!
Scotty: I do still feel a bit bad about it...
Pike: Admiral, this isn't the way.
Admiral Archer: How should he be punished?
Pike: How about a ice cold Delta Vega with a short alien with weird eyes?
Admiral Archer: I like it!
The crew of the Enterprise had always wanted a tour of the Duff Brewery
I see I wasn't the only one with this idea...oh well
After his tour of the brewery, Capt. Pike returned to Moe's to confer with Starfleet's finest, horrified at the prospect of the latest cadet class going into space.
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do.
PIKE: Look at that... she follows me everywhere.
ME: Over here... CHRIS!!!!
KIRK: Do you see that girl with the camera
SPOCK: I was curious as to why she's on the floor like that.
SULU: I think she's staring at Captain Pike's hot @$$
ME: *giggle, snort*
PIKE: Just ignore her. Watch this. *clenches buttcheeks.
ME: *falls over*
I know the voting was over but I needed a giggle tonight...
Pike thinks to himself *Ok act cool.. perhaps she wont know it was me who farted*
Pike:Well if these walk scenes are good enough for House, then ill be damed if they arent good enough for us"
Spock: But where are we heading Captain?
Pike: The bathroom to study some gaseous anomalies
Flirty Girl: "You're Captain Christopher Pike, aren't you? Do you mind if I call you 'Chris'?"
Pike: "My friends usually call me 'Topher.'"
Flirty Girl: "Yeesh! Do you mind if I call you 'Chris'?"