Star Trek XI Caption Contest #25: Pike's Peak

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Is this an engine room or a brewery?"
Pike: "Either way, it's our best chance of finding Mr. Scott."

 

[cooleddie74]

One of them ALWAYS had to be the contrarian.

Guess who?

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: I'm looking for two cadets.

Cadet Amanda Huggenkiss...and Cadet Ben Dover.

Seen them around?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Any ladies here with unusually strong female drives? 'Cause thats totally my type!!!!

 

[Isis]

Pike: "That new waitress has a nice set but, boy, is she dumb."

<brief pause>

Pike: "Don't tell me she's right behind me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Great, Commodores Peterson and Clavin are getting sloshed again. Guess I'm designated driver."

 

[Isis]

Pike would talk the talk, but he refused to walk the walk.

 

[UFO]

Hi ho, Hi ho. Its off to work we go ...

 

[6079SmithW]

After recalling a song he really liked as a kid, Kirk enlisted the help of Pike, Spock, and Sulu in going on tour as the "New Beastie Boys."

 

[Rat Boy]

It took Pike a moment before he realized he accidentally walked into a lesbian bar.

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: What are you all looking at? Can't a Captain hang out in a bar with Cadets?

Cadets: NO!

 

[cooleddie74]

MEET THE STARFLEETLES

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: This place serve anything that could potentially BLIND me?

I'll take that.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pike: "Ah, back on earth! This bar used to feature some bitchin' rock bands back in the day! What's the featured act tonight?"
Woman: "Shirtless, fat-guy karaoke."
Pike: "WTF? I must have been out in space longer than I thought!"

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: I'm looking for my First Officer.

Uhura: You mean Number One?

Pike: Please don't start that up again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "All right, so I walked into a bar; I don't see what's so damn funny about it."

 

[LeadHead]

Pike: Without transporters, we can't beam off the ship.

Kirk: And the Deanna Troi of the Abramsverse is born.

 

[UFO]

Commentator: … and unbelievably Kirk, a complete outsider, is gaining ground on the leaders! Spock still has the inside running but Kirk is really on a mission! Oh no, this is incredible folks! Pike, the current favourite, has broken just as the field approaches a massive hurdle. Further back, Sulu is trapped on the rail, but enjoys a reputation for coming from behind …

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Gentlemen, since there's a one in three chance of one of you dying, I'm sending the expendable Mr. Kirk and understudy Mr. Sulu with our chief engineer. He's just too valuable to risk."

 

[cooleddie74]

Well you can tell by the way they use their walks they are women's men...no time for ta...


Ooops. Wait. Never mind. Carry on, Mister Sulu.