Movie Caption Contest #177: Rules of Engagement

[Anticitizen]

Saavik: What's the worst that could happen? The Klingons take us prisoner for a few days?

 

[LeadHead]

Saavik: Why would be worried about Klingon ships? Their commanders are morons, their first reaction to V'Ger was firing blindly into it. Gun it, Sulu!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Unfortunately, since you didn't complete this quest back in October, you can no longer obtain the special reward."

Saavik: "Dammit. And here I was looking forward to the Orion male tactical officer."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Sulu: Wait. This is the future, shouldn't the graphics be better than this???

Saavik: Shh!!!

Picard: Ok guys, let's go do this. Mr Data, Mr La forge, Mr worf and I will beam down and help the Baku. Dr Crusher, Counsellor and Cmdr Riker will head to the federation council.

Others: Dammit!!! Now we have to go and change!

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard, offscreen singing: I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.....

Data: This is a "can not unsee" moment isn't it?

Riker: Yup.

Sulu: Windows 7 is user friendly my ass!

Picard, offscreen: Eeyore, make it so!

Data: Is this what humans call a "Donkey Show"?

 

[Alrik]

Sulu: "Shouldn't you be eating an apple?"

 

[Kirby]

Worf: Com badges? We don't need no stinking com badges!

Savvik: Yes Mister Sulu, we're playing this again. You play World of Warcraft on your own time.

 

[LeadHead]

Garak: Ah, my spring collection! Do you want to wear drab uniforms like those two guys? Or do you want style, fashion like the rest of them?

Worf: I am starting to regret bringing you along Garak.

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "Is that a Virdian or a B'aku?"

Geordi: "Virdian."

Troi: "Virdian."

Crusher: "Virdian."

Worf: "Virdian."

Data: "Virdian."

Riker: "I think I need glasses."

 

[Mistral]

Sulu: "...but I can't take us into the Neutral Zone!"

Saavik: "Are you concerned with violating Starfleet regulations? Don't be-it will be on my head!"

Sulu: "It's not that-I'm out of quarters."

 

[Captain Crow]

Computer: Warnining. Now entering Neutral Zone.

Sulu: Oh shit!

[Comedy grinding gearshift sounds.]

[Sulu looks backward]

[Reverse Beeping sound]

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: We know what you did Last Summer!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Rom (OS): "I'm sorry, but you'll have a wait about a half hour or so. All the holosuites are taken at the moment. A Tellarite ship crew rented them all just before you guys came in."
Riker: "Ew! Maybe we'll just come back another night."

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[alte]

Dorn: "I quit..."

 

[alte]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Takei: If it weren't for Shatner, I'd be sitting in that chair.
Alley: Let it go, George.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Captain?"

Troi: "Mother?"

Riker: "Brain bleach?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Burton; We've had it
Frakes; Yup
Sirtis; Washed up
Dorn; Has beens
McFadden; All over now
Spiner; ...
Stewart; Hurry up in there, I need to pee before I sit down with the X-Men script