Caption Contest #60: Fan Mail From Some Flounder

[Nerys Myk]

But First the Winners!

Second Biggest Award

Reed: "That has got to be the second biggest piece of crack I've ever seen."

It's Just A Theory Award

Scotty: Come here doggy, step onto the shiny transporter! Help me prove my lecturer wrong. Good Doggy!

I Cant Stand No More Award

Security Guy 1: There's nobody there, Sir
Security Guy 2: It could be Porthos sniffing around nearby
Archer: I don't care. I'm tired of getting beat up every episode.

Group Effort Award

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."
Hoshi: "You really suck at 'charming,' don't you."

Hoshi: "Huh?"

Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

Hoshi (with exaggerated sweetness): "Birds or boobs, sweetie, you still crash and burn!"

Malcolm: "Oh umm ... Teats, yeah that it, Hoshi you really have fantastic teats.

Hoshi: "Wow okay, you want to come back to my quarters, or just have me right here on the table?"

Three eavesdropping crewmen in background: "Table! Table!"

Your Prize:

Hunting lessons from Elmer Fudd.

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this contest's pics:

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Phlox: Would you care to try some pop-corn, Subcommander? It's a human delicacy, and it hardly ever gets stuck between your teeth.

Five Minutes Later
Phlox: Fascinating! It appears Vulcans and pop-corn do not mix well.
T'Pol, thinking: If he asks me to try one more human delicacy, I'll kill him.

Buckleys - tastes awful, but it works. Don't hesitate, Captain. You'll feel much better afterwards.

(Phlox finds a Post-It note stuck to his back) Reading: "My name is Phlox and I'm a - hey! Subcommander, don't you think you've overreacted about the Popcorn Incident?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the team win!

Phlox: "I'm still a bit confused. Pee-wee is the hero, right?"

T'Pol: "Could ya hurry it up? It's a strain holding mah mouff open dis long!"
Phlox: "Oh, come on, Sub-Commander, we both know better than that!"
T'Pol: "What... Hey!"

Archer: "Ahhhh. On a hot summer day, there's nothing better than an cold glass of iced tea...in an air-conditioned shuttlepod!"

 

[LeadHead]

Phlox: Hmmm... for some reason the males in the audience are reluctant to be here.

Cutler: It's a chick flick, Phlox.

Phlox: And have you been flossing?

T'Pol: Uhhh.... yeah....

Phlox: So it's true, Vulcans do lie.

Archer: Will I be without my Doctor this winter?

Phlox: Only for 6 days in the hibernation cycle. Then for 3 weeks I'm off to Cancun. Being a Doctor is awesome!

Phlox: My dear Doctor Lucas, Your voice seems to have changed since last I saw you. Have you been traveling to the forbidden areas of Denobula again?

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

Phlox: My bad. It wasn't bleeding gums. Just some spinach.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Trip:"Hey I thought porn night was Thursday?"

Phlox: "So this is why Vulcan's don't give head, Lock jaw."

T'Pol: "Uhhh.... yeah...."

 

[alte]

 

[Skywalker]

Phlox: Hmmm... for some reason the males in the audience are reluctant to be here.

Cutler: It's a chick flick, Phlox.

Phlox: "Ah, then that would explain why Commander Tucker is blubbering like an idiot."
Cutler: "No, he just got the script for These Are the Voyages..."

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Man, that brain just won't die!

Phlox: Hence the name of the movie.

 

[alte]

 

[Mistral]

Bakula contemplated all of the royalties he'd make off of seven full seasons of Star Trek. Perhaps he'd get a Mercedes....

 

[Mistral]

Phlox: "You humans really find this Adam Sandler funny? Wait, my mistake, no one's laughing."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Phlox: "You humans really find this Adam Sandler funny? Wait, my mistake, no one's laughing."

Trip: "Just wait they're about to put a Pineapple up Hittler's Ass"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Tucker (reading from printed program): "It says here tonight's movie is "Tails of the Naked City," spelled T-A-I-L."
Cutler: "Oh, God, please let that be a typo!"

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Wow, this is a great view. Wit, that satellite is blocking it. Archer to Reed, blow up that satellite!

Reed: (over comm) With Pleasure Sir!

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest #60: Fan Mail From the 70's...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Phlox (offering bucket): "Popcorn, T'Pol?"
T'Pol: "What? No marshmellons?"
Phlox: "Marshmellons?"
T'Pol: *sigh* "Sorry. It is a classic joke on Vulcan. But out-worlders never seem to 'get it.'"

 

[Gepard]

PHLOX: "Nope. No acting talent in here, either."

 

[star]

Phlox (offering bucket): "Popcorn, T'Pol?"
T'Pol: "What? No marshmellons?"
Phlox: "Marshmellons?"
T'Pol: *sigh* "Sorry. It is a classic joke on Vulcan. But out-worlders never seem to 'get it.'"

This made absolutely no sense to me... and yet, I still laughed. Hard.