Caption Contest #59: Be very very quiet, we're hunting humans

[Nerys Myk]

But first, the Winners!

Crossover Award

T'Pol: What are you going to do with that?

Trip: Donating it to science, see what future generations make of it.

Chapel: The "Trip" Liquid has been delivered Doctor.

McCoy: Good, we'll mix in a little Blue-e here and see what happens...

McCoy: Eureka!

What Has Been Seen Can not Be Unseen Award

I couldn't come up with a caption for this...please don't make me...

Yeah, I know, I'm goin' to Hell...

Now In Theatres Awards:

Danielsark: "Greetings program. You're here to fight on the game grid until you're de-rezzed!"

Archer: Y'know...whenever you make something like this, you attract people like that.

Daniels: This was the end result of the Lightbike race in Tron 3.

Archer: Wow! I can't even think of a word to describe this!

Daniels: I believe the period vernacular term "epic" is appropriate.

Trust Me, I'm a Doctor Award:

Archer: Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey, my foot.

Fair Warning Award:

Chef: "Here you go, Commander! One strawberry Nehi, liberally laced with gin! And you watch yourself, little lady! Many a southern belle has lost her unmentionables on account of this stuff!"

Is this covered by Insurance Award?

"Are you sure this is safe? I mean, at my last dental x-ray he just had me bite on some little plastic thing."

John Spartan Award

Archer: How are you liking these quarters? Quiant?

Daniels: It's okay. But I can't get over how you don't have the three shells yet.

Your Prize:

Local Weather from Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman
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[Nerys Myk]

And now, this contest's pics:

 

[T'Girl]

Porthos (watching T'Pol shower) ... no words, he's just watching her shower.

Reed: "That has got to be the second biggest piece of crack I've ever seen."

Reed: "Wait a minute Hoshi, I think ... yes I sure now ... you are indeed growing boobies.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Malcolm: "Did you know that Ensign Ridgely thinks you and I would make a really cute couple?"
Hoshi: "That's because Ensign Ridgely is an idiot."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win...

Morgan Bateson os: "Admiral Archer! Porthos is staring at me again!"

Reed: "Turkey! Again!"
Hoshi: "Last year we were eating turkey leftovers till Valentine's day."
Reed: "Look on the bright side, at least they aren't sprouts."

Archer: "Forget the phase pistols. I want one of those flashlights!"

Archer: "Again! You build a mountain out of mashed potato, then go on the run, wind up in the middle of nowhere, waiting for a UFO to land. Most normal people just call the Vulcans on subspace!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Scotty: Come here doggy, step onto the shiny transporter! Help me prove my lecturer wrong. Good Doggy!

Malcolm's inner monologue: It was after Hoshi broke up with me that I then started my eating problem

(Stabs himself in the cheek)

Archer: Damn! Those new phaser's look like pure awesome!

Redshirt: They're not new captain. They've just been touched by Captain Robau

 

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Hoshi: "I'm not gonna eat it you bunghole...it's just a garnish!"

 

[alte]

Oh, Yeah...

"Ah! Chilled beagle brains...!"

 

[alte]

Hoshi: "What's your favorite food, Reed...Do you like PubicHare?

Reed: "I don't mind a little..."

Hoshi: "Good...because I grow them on my spare time."

 

[T'Girl]

Hoshi: "What's your favorite food, Reed...Do you like PubicHare?
Reed: "I don't mind a little..."
Hoshi: "Good...because I grow them on my spare time."

Reed: "Ohhh, I though you meant ..."
Hoshi: "Dream on limey, besides I have hard wood floors."
Reed: "So the ... "
Hoshi: "Doesn't match the drapes? No."

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Scotty: Come here doggy, step onto the shiny transporter! Help me prove my lecturer wrong. Good Doggy!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Archer (offscreen): No, Porthos, you can't "has cheezburger".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Porthos: "I smell a cat. Someone onboard has a cat. I can't live like this."

 

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[Finn]

Thanks for the Win!

Cool Trek Trivia: The reason female dogs were used to play Porthos was because the floor was so cold it would freeze the B**LS off.

Reed: What do you think?
Sato: No, too egomatic. Let me say... Sato Alert?
Reed: No. Sato doesn't mean anything
Sato. Sato's Japanese. Sa stands for Help. It kinda makes sense.
Reed: No. I'll go with Red Alert.

Security Guy 1: There's nobody there, Sir
Security Guy 2: It could be Porthos sniffing around nearby
Archer: I don't care. I'm tired of getting beat up every episode.

Q
I can't believe Starfleet believes this passes for Chilean Sea Bass

 

[star]

Security Guy 1: There's nobody there, Sir
Security Guy 2: It could be Porthos sniffing around nearby
Archer: I don't care. I'm tired of getting beat up every episode.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Archer: Look T'Pol, I trained Porthos to bark on command. Porthos, Speak!

Porthos is silent.

Archer: Porthos Speak! Porthos....awww forget it.

T'Pol: Vulcan Protocols for dog train- What is he doing?!

Archer: Oh Yeah, I taught him to take a piss whenever someone mentions Vulcan Protocols.... Oh Crap. I really shouldn't have explained that.

Hoshi: Lieutenant, how's that big gun coming along?

Malcolm turns to look at the camera

Malcolm: Oh, come on! How can she NOT be trying to pick me up here?

Ray Romano: Scott, I told you, I'd write more for you in the second season of Men of a Certain Age!

Scott Bakula: Too little, too late Romano.

Malcolm: Pineapple! That's my favorite, except in cakes. God, it's awful in cakes. Why couldn't you have just gotten me a chocolate cake from crying out loud?

 

[alte]

CFOS: Yeah, well...I was in a movie with a couple of the guys from M*A*S*H and that dude from F-Troop.

Porthos: Yeah, you're right...that beats Quantum Leap any day.

 

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