Caption Contest #59: Be very very quiet, we're hunting humans

[alte]

There's....................a beagle on the wing!

 

[JiNX-01]

There's....................a beagle on the wing!

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Morris: Hey there handsome, come here often?

Porthos: What part of NO don't you understand?

 

[Alrik]

Morris: Hey there handsome, come here often?

Porthos: What part of NO don't you understand?

Morris: "The 'O', cuz it just keeps going 'round, and 'round, and 'round..."

 

[Alrik]

Hoshi: "Hey, sport. The eyes are up here."

*PEW*

Archer: "Stop! Or I'll shoot!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."
Hoshi: "You really suck at 'charming,' don't you."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."

Hoshi: "Huh?"

Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

 

[LeadHead]

Hoshi: You know I used to love to cook, but I never get the chance to anymore.

Malcolm: Congratulations, you win.

Hoshi: Win what?

Malcolm: That's the smallest smalltalk of the episode.

 

[star]

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."

Hoshi: "Huh?"

Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

Good save, Malcolm, good save.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."

Hoshi: "Huh?"

Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

Hoshi (with exaggerated sweetness): "Birds or boobs, sweetie, you still crash and burn!"

 

[T'Girl]

Malcolm: "You've got niiice boobies."

Hoshi: "Huh?"
Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

Hoshi (with exaggerated sweetness): "Birds or boobs, sweetie, you still crash and burn!"

Malcolm: "Oh umm ... Teats, yeah that it, Hoshi you really have fantastic teats.

Hoshi: "Wow okay, you want to come back to my quarters, or just have me right here on the table?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "Huh?"
Malcolm: "Tits! I meant tits! I keep forgetting I'm British."

Hoshi (with exaggerated sweetness): "Birds or boobs, sweetie, you still crash and burn!"

Malcolm: "Oh umm ... Teats, yeah that it, Hoshi you really have fantastic teats.

Hoshi: "Wow okay, you want to come back to my quarters, or just have me right here on the table?"

Three eavesdropping crewmen in background: "Table! Table!"

 

[alte]

Didn't finish it in time...but here it is anyways...

Hoshi: "Merry New Year, Reed..."

Reed: "Porthos...?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one's done. Please proceed to the next contest.