Episode 40, season 2 #16 "For Him the Bell Tolls"
Oh. My. God.
It happened.
It ACTUALLY happened!




A Xena lite ep with Gabrielle and Joxer that WASN'T a clip show and WAS one of the funniest damned eps of the entire 6 seasons.
Woo Hoo!!!!!



Xena has left Gabby behind, and Gabby feels like an "also ran" when she runs into Joxer.
Joxer: “Yeah-- oh, wait! Where’s Xena?”
Gabrielle: “Ah-- she’s off being a hero.”
Joxer: “Oh. How come you’re not with her?”
Gabrielle: “’Cause I’m a sidekick-- obviously expendable, when push comes to shove.”
Joxer: “Hmm. Wait, wait, wait! That‘s great! Don’t you get it? You’re a sidekick without a hero. And I’m a hero without a sidekick.”
Gabrielle: “Of course. You’re a hero. A hero of what?”
Joxer: “I am Joxer the Mighty. I’m the greatest hero that ever was. [Sings] I’m Joxer the mighty; he roams through the country--”
Gabrielle: “Joxer-- I’m not in the mood for this.”
Joxer: “What?”
Gabrielle: “You know-- one day you’ll realize what it really means to be a hero. And then you’ll change your tune.”
This entire ep is about being what you want to be. Gabrielle wants to be the hero... and she becomes one. Even though throughout most of the story no-one acknowledges what she's doing or swoons over her doing it. She discovers the hero isn't someone searching for glory and congratulations, its someone that sees a job needs doing... and DOES it.
Joxer thinks he is a hero, and he becomes the man he's always wanted to be, but in the process breaks up a loving relationship by stealing another man's bride, and nearly causes a war between two kingdoms...
Well, I guess that is a small price for fullfilling one's own fantasy. And what was his fantasy?
(warning, pertinent FHTBT section can be found at 0:58 to 1:40..... )
Joxer: “You know-- now I know what it’s like to be admired by beautiful women and brave men..."
He was suave, brave, heroic, athletic... pretty much everything Joxer wanted to be but wasn't. Poor shmuck. Even sadder... he could never remember BEING "that" version so he really couldn't even enjoy the thrill of being the hero, vicariously.
I think the thing I loved the most about this ep, where Joxer is used by Aphrodite to break up a love match that her son Cupid arranged, was how Gabrielle reacted throughout the entire show. (Well, Gabs reaction was the second thing I loved the most... right after how "bodacious" Karl Urban looked as the punked out, shirtless surfer god of love, Cupid!)
“You know
one day you’ll realize what it really means to be a hero. And then you’ll change your tune.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8b0JF75DPE&feature=related
The battling bard of Potadiea certainly learned, and my oh how she changed her tune.
Gabrielle kept her head throughout this ep, running in to save the day when the hooligans were harrasing the bridal party, then running after Joxer when he first turned up missing, keeping herself in the middle so the two "love birds" didn't have a chance to consummate their passion...
Gabrielle: “Now, let’s go over this again.”
Joxer: “I already told you-- I know nothing of this bumbling idiot of whom you speak. I am the one and only Joxer.”
Ileandra: “Isn’t he magnificent?”
Joxer: “Mmm.”
Gabrielle: “Ileandra... Joxer... look! Now, it has something to do with the necklace. Every time it rings, you change. How about some cold water? (Gabby leaves her place BETWEEN the two love birds and walks acros the cave to pick up the water skin.) This is ridiculous. Don’t touch her, Joxer. (She turns back and sees Ileandra draped across Joxer's lap as the two kiss passionately.)Cut it out!” (She screams as she tries to hose them down with the water skin. Instead she makes them look like a commercial for a cologne as Joxer shakes the water from his mane as Ileandra reaches up for him.)
Ileandra: “Come here.”
Gabrielle: (Gabby throws the water skin over her shoulder and dives between the two love birds, literally using herself as a wall to keep them apart as they roll back and forth.)“Guys, stop it! I’ve had enough of...oh! It’s gonna be a long night. Oh, this is so sick!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jleVtKLQw
Gabby continues to keep her head even when she and Joxer are thrown in prison on a death warrant. She discovers who placed the spell on Joxer, breaks herself out of prison, makes a pact with Cupid (he of the huge pectoral muscles) to reignite the original lovebirds passion if she can get his Mother (Aphrodite) to take off her spell and gets back to the town square in time to free Joxer by releasing his inner hero at the sound of a bell. Oh... and not just any bell, but one courtesy of a ricochet throw worthy of a Xena chakram toss.
At the end of the ep... Gabby finally gets a measure of acknowledgement, if not the awe that Xena receives...
Ileandra: “Gabrielle. Thank you for everyting.”
Sarpedon: “You’re a real hero.”
Gabrielle: “I’m just an over-achieving sidekick. Remember, that love is about trust and giving. It’s not about... anger and jealousy.”
Aphrodite: “She really doesn’t get it, does she?”
Cupid: “Maybe, she gets it better than any of us.”
Yes, Cupid, I think she does.
Like any good hero, she realized that she received as much from her intervention as did those she was trying to help.
She learned a hero doesn't let anger, or jealousy get between herself and her friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew9Bc9BmvMY&feature=related
Right, Xena?
Xena: “Hi, Joxer.”
Joxer: “Hi, Xena. Come to get a laugh at my expense? I can’t blame you if you did-- that’s all I’m good for.”
Xena: “Gabrielle told me all about what happened. You did some very brave things.”
Joxer: “Yeah, but that wasn’t me.”
Xena: “That’s where you’re wrong.”
Joxer: “What do you mean?”
Xena: “The gods can’t give us anything that isn’t in our hearts. Aphrodite just used what was already there. The real Joxer may not be the best swordsman around, but he’s always had the heart of a lion.”
Joxer: “You’re just saying that to make me feel better.”
Xena: “You calling me a liar?”
Joxer: “No.”
Xena: “Well, then-- like I said.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUPAiJMhkPs
Joxer: [Sings] “Joxer the Mighty;
he's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome, it's a sin.
If you're in jeopardy,
don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy.
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trustee;
he's every woman's fantasy.
Plus, he's good with company.
It's Joxer--
I’m Joxer the Mighty! Hah-hah!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22chPnccfvI&feature=related
Oh. My. God.
It happened.
It ACTUALLY happened!





A Xena lite ep with Gabrielle and Joxer that WASN'T a clip show and WAS one of the funniest damned eps of the entire 6 seasons.
Woo Hoo!!!!!




Xena has left Gabby behind, and Gabby feels like an "also ran" when she runs into Joxer.
Joxer: “Yeah-- oh, wait! Where’s Xena?”
Gabrielle: “Ah-- she’s off being a hero.”
Joxer: “Oh. How come you’re not with her?”
Gabrielle: “’Cause I’m a sidekick-- obviously expendable, when push comes to shove.”
Joxer: “Hmm. Wait, wait, wait! That‘s great! Don’t you get it? You’re a sidekick without a hero. And I’m a hero without a sidekick.”
Gabrielle: “Of course. You’re a hero. A hero of what?”
Joxer: “I am Joxer the Mighty. I’m the greatest hero that ever was. [Sings] I’m Joxer the mighty; he roams through the country--”
Gabrielle: “Joxer-- I’m not in the mood for this.”
Joxer: “What?”
Gabrielle: “You know-- one day you’ll realize what it really means to be a hero. And then you’ll change your tune.”
This entire ep is about being what you want to be. Gabrielle wants to be the hero... and she becomes one. Even though throughout most of the story no-one acknowledges what she's doing or swoons over her doing it. She discovers the hero isn't someone searching for glory and congratulations, its someone that sees a job needs doing... and DOES it.
Joxer thinks he is a hero, and he becomes the man he's always wanted to be, but in the process breaks up a loving relationship by stealing another man's bride, and nearly causes a war between two kingdoms...
Well, I guess that is a small price for fullfilling one's own fantasy. And what was his fantasy?
(warning, pertinent FHTBT section can be found at 0:58 to 1:40..... )
Joxer: “You know-- now I know what it’s like to be admired by beautiful women and brave men..."
He was suave, brave, heroic, athletic... pretty much everything Joxer wanted to be but wasn't. Poor shmuck. Even sadder... he could never remember BEING "that" version so he really couldn't even enjoy the thrill of being the hero, vicariously.
I think the thing I loved the most about this ep, where Joxer is used by Aphrodite to break up a love match that her son Cupid arranged, was how Gabrielle reacted throughout the entire show. (Well, Gabs reaction was the second thing I loved the most... right after how "bodacious" Karl Urban looked as the punked out, shirtless surfer god of love, Cupid!)
“You know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8b0JF75DPE&feature=related
The battling bard of Potadiea certainly learned, and my oh how she changed her tune.
Gabrielle kept her head throughout this ep, running in to save the day when the hooligans were harrasing the bridal party, then running after Joxer when he first turned up missing, keeping herself in the middle so the two "love birds" didn't have a chance to consummate their passion...
Gabrielle: “Now, let’s go over this again.”
Joxer: “I already told you-- I know nothing of this bumbling idiot of whom you speak. I am the one and only Joxer.”
Ileandra: “Isn’t he magnificent?”
Joxer: “Mmm.”
Gabrielle: “Ileandra... Joxer... look! Now, it has something to do with the necklace. Every time it rings, you change. How about some cold water? (Gabby leaves her place BETWEEN the two love birds and walks acros the cave to pick up the water skin.) This is ridiculous. Don’t touch her, Joxer. (She turns back and sees Ileandra draped across Joxer's lap as the two kiss passionately.)Cut it out!” (She screams as she tries to hose them down with the water skin. Instead she makes them look like a commercial for a cologne as Joxer shakes the water from his mane as Ileandra reaches up for him.)
Ileandra: “Come here.”
Gabrielle: (Gabby throws the water skin over her shoulder and dives between the two love birds, literally using herself as a wall to keep them apart as they roll back and forth.)“Guys, stop it! I’ve had enough of...oh! It’s gonna be a long night. Oh, this is so sick!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jleVtKLQw
Gabby continues to keep her head even when she and Joxer are thrown in prison on a death warrant. She discovers who placed the spell on Joxer, breaks herself out of prison, makes a pact with Cupid (he of the huge pectoral muscles) to reignite the original lovebirds passion if she can get his Mother (Aphrodite) to take off her spell and gets back to the town square in time to free Joxer by releasing his inner hero at the sound of a bell. Oh... and not just any bell, but one courtesy of a ricochet throw worthy of a Xena chakram toss.
At the end of the ep... Gabby finally gets a measure of acknowledgement, if not the awe that Xena receives...
Ileandra: “Gabrielle. Thank you for everyting.”
Sarpedon: “You’re a real hero.”
Gabrielle: “I’m just an over-achieving sidekick. Remember, that love is about trust and giving. It’s not about... anger and jealousy.”
Aphrodite: “She really doesn’t get it, does she?”
Cupid: “Maybe, she gets it better than any of us.”
Yes, Cupid, I think she does.
Like any good hero, she realized that she received as much from her intervention as did those she was trying to help.
She learned a hero doesn't let anger, or jealousy get between herself and her friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew9Bc9BmvMY&feature=related
Right, Xena?
Xena: “Hi, Joxer.”
Joxer: “Hi, Xena. Come to get a laugh at my expense? I can’t blame you if you did-- that’s all I’m good for.”
Xena: “Gabrielle told me all about what happened. You did some very brave things.”
Joxer: “Yeah, but that wasn’t me.”
Xena: “That’s where you’re wrong.”
Joxer: “What do you mean?”
Xena: “The gods can’t give us anything that isn’t in our hearts. Aphrodite just used what was already there. The real Joxer may not be the best swordsman around, but he’s always had the heart of a lion.”
Joxer: “You’re just saying that to make me feel better.”
Xena: “You calling me a liar?”
Joxer: “No.”
Xena: “Well, then-- like I said.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUPAiJMhkPs
Joxer: [Sings] “Joxer the Mighty;
he's very tidy.
Everyone admires him.
He's so handsome, it's a sin.
If you're in jeopardy,
don't call the cavalry.
There's a better remedy.
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trustee;
he's every woman's fantasy.
Plus, he's good with company.
It's Joxer--
I’m Joxer the Mighty! Hah-hah!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22chPnccfvI&feature=related
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