Robau can screw up canon, and make you not give a damn
Facts About Captain Robau
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Technically Robau can't screw up canon, because canon is dictated by Robau. The only possible plot hole is the new one he'll rip into you if you don't agree.
^How DARE you say that blasphemous phrase, "Robau can't"?!?
HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU?!?!?
ON YOUR KNEES, INFIDEL--BEG THE ROBAU FOR FORGIVENESS FOR DOUBTING HIM!!!
HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU?!?!?ON YOUR KNEES, INFIDEL--BEG THE ROBAU FOR FORGIVENESS FOR DOUBTING HIM!!!
^How DARE you say that blasphemous phrase, "Robau can't"?!?
ON YOUR KNEES, INFIDEL--BEG THE ROBAU FOR FORGIVENESS FOR DOUBTING HIM!!!
But there is the philosophical debate at the heart of the Robauest of Robaus: can he create an ass so big that he cannot kick it?
If Robau can't be imperfect, then what are the limits of imperfection? Robau knows, but he will not say. Rather, he will punch it into you.
^HA! I knew it! Sad the same thing a couple of posts ago!! Only with a rock so heavy even he cannot lift it...
Yes, but mine's more Robau-appropriate!
The awesomeness of any Robau Fact is the sum total of the awesomeness of all previous Facts, as measured in robaus.
There is no Dana. Only Robau.
^How DARE you say that blasphemous phrase, "Robau can't"?!?
ON YOUR KNEES, INFIDEL--BEG THE ROBAU FOR FORGIVENESS FOR DOUBTING HIM!!!
But there is the philosophical debate at the heart of the Robauest of Robaus: can he create an ass so big that he cannot kick it?
Ah! It is but a forgivable sin of ignorance. Allow me to explain:
He does create such a butt--but then he kicks it anyway, just to show that such paradoxes are meaningless to him!
^How DARE you say that blasphemous phrase, "Robau can't"?!?
ON YOUR KNEES, INFIDEL--BEG THE ROBAU FOR FORGIVENESS FOR DOUBTING HIM!!!
But there is the philosophical debate at the heart of the Robauest of Robaus: can he create an ass so big that he cannot kick it?
Ah! It is but a forgivable sin of ignorance. Allow me to explain:
He does create such a butt--but then he kicks it anyway, just to show that such paradoxes are meaningless to him!
I will declare that you exercise the sin of sloth, however: you failed to call out CaptPicKirk saying that Robau screws up. I refuse to believe that!
I swear I'm going to become the Martin Luthor, the Galileo Galilei, or at least the Audrey Tatou, of Robau-ism
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In units of measurement, one Robau is worth 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 Cochranes.
In units of measurement, one Robau is worth 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 Cochranes.
Ah! It is but a forgivable sin of ignorance. Allow me to explain:
He does create such a butt--but then he kicks it anyway, just to show that such paradoxes are meaningless to him!
I will declare that you exercise the sin of sloth, however: you failed to call out CaptPicKirk saying that Robau screws up. I refuse to believe that!
That wasn't blasphemous. Robau does it intentionally. He does not make mistakes (though he would if he wanted to)--he messes up canon deliberately.
I swear I'm going to become the Martin Luthor, the Galileo Galilei, or at least the Audrey Tatou, of Robau-ism
And I, the Charles Stanley.
*boom*
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WHO DARES DENY ME!!
Captain Pickirk shields eyes
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WHO DARES DENY ME!!
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Ah! It is but a forgivable sin of ignorance. Allow me to explain:
He does create such a butt--but then he kicks it anyway, just to show that such paradoxes are meaningless to him!
I will declare that you exercise the sin of sloth, however: you failed to call out CaptPicKirk saying that Robau screws up. I refuse to believe that!
That wasn't blasphemous. Robau does it intentionally. He does not make mistakes (though he would if he wanted to)--he messes up canon deliberately.
If Robau wanted to make mistakes though, he would make them so perfectly that they are never mistakes to begin with; this is further evidenced by the fact that Robau has a plan for everything, so ultimately even 'mistakes,' for lack of a better term, play an ultimate role in perfection.
But perhaps we digress. Let us agree that the Robau works in mysterious ways. I wish upon you a Merry Robaumas, which is also his Transformer name, Robaumas Prime.
I swear I'm going to become the Martin Luthor, the Galileo Galilei, or at least the Audrey Tatou, of Robau-ism
And I, the Charles Stanley.
As the Audrey Tatou and Galileo of the Church of Robau, I have better legs
Re: Trek Lit. references in Trek shows, movies?
It's also worth a shedload of norrises and exceedeth mightily the bauer.
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Robau frequently breaks on through to the other side.
Robau bathes in volcanoes. And uses mountains as scrubbing brushes
Has he gone yet?
Has he gone yet?
*boom*
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"YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF MY PRESENCE, 'CAPT PICKIRK'?!?"
!!!AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
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"YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF MY PRESENCE, 'CAPT PICKIRK'?!?"
!!!AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
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