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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

*The crowd is unsure how to react. A few people are deeply touched and weeping, others are whispering discontentedly. A few people step up and put money in Nasat's hat. Captain Robau nods appreciatively.*
 
ChristmasDaniel said:
*The crowd is unsure how to react. A few people are deeply touched and weeping, others are whispering discontentedly. A few people step up and put money in Nasat's hat. Captain Robau nods appreciatively.*
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If Robau is content, I breathe again. I'll accept his good graces and retire now, while I'm somewhat ahead...
 
Jenee steps up to the microphone ...

Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?
Take it, take it baby, baby
Take it, take it; love me, love me

Tonight I'ma let you be the captain
Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight I'ma let you be a rider
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up babe
Tonight I'ma let it be fire
Tonight I'ma let you take me higher
Tonight, baby, we could get it on, yeah, we could get it on, yeah

Do you like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah

Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me

Tonight I'ma give it to ya harder
Tonight I'ma turn ya body out
Relax; let me do it how I wanna
If you got it I need it and I'ma put it down
Buckle up; I'ma give it to ya stronger
Hands up; we could go a little longer

Tonight I'ma get a little crazy, get a little crazy, baby

Like it?
Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want
Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom
What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want
Nah nah-ah

Come here, rude boy, boy can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy is your big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me

I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking, no, no
I like when you tell me 'kiss you there'
I like when you tell me 'move it there'
So giddy-up; time to get it up: you say you a rude boy: show me what you got now
Come here right now

Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me

Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
 
:guffaw: :rofl:
*During Jenee's performence, Robau is forced to stun three patrons who try and rush the stage. Another guy is shot and booted for rubbing one out. As her performance ends, the place erupts into cheers*

"Someone else go on!" yells Daniel as he grabs Jenee and sneaks upstairs.
 
Miss Chicken said:
The Crazy Cat Lady sits in a corner of the coffee shop. With her are 4 of her singing cats and Miss Chicken. The little three legged cat looks around mildly amused by the people, the four singing cats (Temperance, Seeley, Sweets and Camille) eagerly wait for their chance at fame.
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I saw this and thought of you and your Crazy Cat Lady. :)
 
Thor Damar smiles benevolently at the crowds enjoying the karaoke and the fine spirits on display. (some of which he has provided). He informs midwinter goddess that he can indeed bar tend as needed and that, yes he will be singing soon...

enjoying the looks of terrified horror, Thor Damar pauses only to put a wad of dollars in Deranged's hat before calling back at his to stock up. "it's been a very productive week" he muses internally "soon everything will fall into place."

He laughes brightly...
 
Kirsten enters the coffee shop, primarily out of curiosity and a sense that medical attention may be required at this event.
 
A rather dishevelled-looking Daniel and Jenee (whose buttons are done up wrongly) sneak back down to the coffee shop, just in time to see special guest Sir Patrick Stewart enter, hop up onto the stage and start singing...
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NF4qHwmArw[/yt]
 
Jenee checks over appetizers and drinks. Refills the carafes and freshens the food trays.
 
Sir Patrick Stewart finishes his song to a round of applause, signs a few autographs, has a free cup of tea (Earl Grey. Hot.) and then leaves.

Who's gonna follow that?
 
Where's Camille, where's Camille?

I think Patrick Stewart has stolen my cat. Capt Robau please stop him.
 
The greatest bald starship captain in history immediatly springs into action, in hot persuit of the second greatest bald starship captain in history.

"Don't worry, Crazy Cat Lady. Captain Robau will get your kitty back, unharmed. Sir Patrick Stewart's days of eating solid foods may have come to an end."

Daniel sets out bowls of milk for CCL's kitty entourage while we await the Captain's return.
 
RJDonner&Blitzen said:
Ah, yes, one of Honest RJ's Banned Books most popular items: The Uncensored Suess. :mallory:
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*picks up Uncensored Green Eggs and Ham*

"Would you like them up your"...oh, my!

I'll take the entire set, please. *Flips through Cat in the G-String* I'll take them home before heading off to the karaoke. Actually seeing as it's late I'll go there tomorrow. Thank you, kind book seller!
 
Captain Robau returns, with bruised amd bloody (though not his blood) knuckles and a happy, content, Camille.

All eyes expectantly turn to Crazy Cat Lady...
 
Oh, my baby, my darling, my little Cammy Whammy, is Mummy's little girl OK"

The Crazy Cat Lady gives Capt Robau a big hug in gratitude. Then she gives him a big kiss because it is Capt Robau after all.

Miss Chicken - little three legged cat extraordinaire - looks on with disgust. Is she annoyed because of the attention CCL gave to Camille, or is it because of the attention CCL gave to the Captain?
 
Captain Ice said:
I did. I wanted you to come over, look at it, and tell me if it is what I think it is. (It looks a lot like a T.A.R.D.I.S. Blinky light at all)
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Well, it's locked, but I peeked in the keyhole. I got an eyeful of creamy skin, freckles and red hair. But I also noticed that it has the same circular BOTI generators on the wall that I use for space management in my basement; bought them years ago at a yard sale from a guy with an afro and a funny scarf. I think we should try to pry this thing open.

Kestra said:
I saw this and thought of you and your Crazy Cat Lady. :)
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I bought that for my Mother when she retired. :rommie:

maclaus said:
RJDonner&Blitzen said:
Ah, yes, one of Honest RJ's Banned Books most popular items: The Uncensored Suess. :mallory:
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*picks up Uncensored Green Eggs and Ham*

"Would you like them up your"...oh, my!

I'll take the entire set, please. *Flips through Cat in the G-String* I'll take them home before heading off to the karaoke. Actually seeing as it's late I'll go there tomorrow. Thank you, kind book seller!
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You're very welcome. Wait'll you get a load of the uncut version of And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street.

After checking out the TARDIS, RJDiogenes runs over to the coffee shop with his six basement elves-- okay, walks briskly while the basement elves run, whatever-- and leaps up on the stage, crooning a sweet, sweet rendition of "The Girl From Ipanema" while the elves doo-whop in the background.
 
Thor Damar lurks outside awaiting the perfect opportunity. Soon he shall reveal himself and it will begin...

He slips on the ice coating the road.

":censored:, ow that hurt! I need a drink.!"

he heads inside and pours himself a strong one.
 
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