Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

[F. King Daniel]

Suddenly, a fearsome, crazed, bearded cliche middle-eastern terrorist comes charging down Misc Street wearing a vest covered with high explosives! He's holding the detonater in his left hand and screaming loudly in an unspecified language vaguely reminiscent of the terrorists in Team America: World Police.

Daniel immediately drops what he's doing (Jenee, who lands in a heap), runs downstairs and locks up the coffee shop.

 

[Thor Damar]

^ Don't worry, he's my ten o clock appointment, he does this to amuse himself.

Hey bob, get inside before someone gets the whole end of the stick!

 

[F. King Daniel]

Then a second, slightly less fearsome looking terrorist runs down Misc Street from the other direction. The terrorii lock eyes and wave their detonators at each other threateningly.

"Uh, which one's Bob?" calls Daniel from the coffee shop upstairs window.

 

[Jenee]

Daniel immediately drops what he's doing (Jenee, who lands in a heap)[...]

 

[Thor Damar]

Then a second, slightly less fearsome looking terrorist runs down Misc Street from the other direction. The terrorii lock eyes and wave their detonators at each other threateningly.

"Uh, which one's Bob?" calls Daniel from the coffee shop upstairs window.

The one on the left...I think?

Oh Crap...

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Unbeknownst to the residents of TrekBBSville, Tora Ziyal had left a very interesting and inconspicuous listening device behind, enabling her to listen in on the activities of her friends and former neighbors from the comfort of her new home on Vulcan.

On a quiet evening, she tunes in to... could it be a Christmas party?! Sounds like fun. But when she hears the word karaoke, she quickly reaches over to turn off the sound. Then Deranged Nasat begins to sing, and she pauses. She listens, first snickering, then .

Nice job!

 

[Miss Chicken]

I don't know where the elves went. I think they might have stolen the blue police box and gone off somewhen. Miss Chicken must have left it unlocked after she picked up Smiley.

No, that was me. Remember? I suspected the blue box of being a bomb and sent it off to the FBI to have them look at it. In fact I just got the results back, all they found inside it was cat food.

I hope the FBI are going to send the cat food and the blue box back. If they only send the cat food back I won't have a place to store it all as there is a lot less room in my house than there is in that box.

Beside Miss Chicken wants to use the box to rescue extinct animals. She is willing to take orders if anyone want an really exotic pet.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Then a second, slightly less fearsome looking terrorist runs down Misc Street from the other direction. The terrorii lock eyes and wave their detonators at each other threateningly.

"Uh, which one's Bob?" calls Daniel from the coffee shop upstairs window.

"Terrorii" I'll have to rememmber that.

Sounds like fun. But when she hears the word karaoke, she quickly reaches over to turn off the sound. Then Deranged Nasat begins to sing, and she pauses. She listens, first snickering, then .

Nice job!

Thanks!

Beside Miss Chicken wants to use the box to rescue extinct animals. She is willing to take orders if anyone want an really exotic pet.

Since Zombie Kitty is starting to look unwell (truthfully, he's sort of decomposing), Deranged Nasat puts in an order for a baby velociraptor. He'll train it to dance and play the accordion, so people will throw money in the hat.

 

[RJDiogenes]

How many elves were there? I think that Smiley's looking rather full at the moment...

Smiley might have eaten the elves though they wouldn't be much more than a snack to him.

This would be the best possible outcome. There's a reason I keep those guys in suspended animation for 51 weeks of the year. Trust me, we don't want them loose in time and space with a TARDIS.

Unbeknownst to the residents of TrekBBSville, Tora Ziyal had left a very interesting and inconspicuous listening device behind, enabling her to listen in on the activities of her friends and former neighbors from the comfort of her new home on Vulcan.

I suddenly have a strange feeling that I'm being watched... from above.

Beside Miss Chicken wants to use the box to rescue extinct animals. She is willing to take orders if anyone want an really exotic pet.

Trilobites! I want Trilobites!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I don't know where the elves went. I think they might have stolen the blue police box and gone off somewhen. Miss Chicken must have left it unlocked after she picked up Smiley.

No, that was me. Remember? I suspected the blue box of being a bomb and sent it off to the FBI to have them look at it. In fact I just got the results back, all they found inside it was cat food.

I hope the FBI are going to send the cat food and the blue box back. If they only send the cat food back I won't have a place to store it all as there is a lot less room in my house than there is in that box.

Beside Miss Chicken wants to use the box to rescue extinct animals. She is willing to take orders if anyone want an really exotic pet.

Don't worry, I got the box back. You can have it.

As for exotic pets, no, I don't want one. Just let me borrow the box from time to time so I can see famous baseball games of the past.

 

[Jenee]

Unbeknownst to the residents of TrekBBSville, Tora Ziyal had left a very interesting and inconspicuous listening device behind, enabling her to listen in on the activities of her friends and former neighbors from the comfort of her new home on Vulcan.

I suddenly have a strange feeling that I'm being watched... from above.

Or sideways - depending on the time of day or year ...

... jus' sayin'.

 

[Captain Ice]

I hope the FBI are going to send the cat food and the blue box back. If they only send the cat food back I won't have a place to store it all as there is a lot less room in my house than there is in that box.

Beside Miss Chicken wants to use the box to rescue extinct animals. She is willing to take orders if anyone want an really exotic pet.

They returned the box, complete with a new set of keys for the lock, which I now have. The cat food they kept though....something about having to feed aliens in Nevada...

Hey MLB, I think I can get this thing to take us to AT&T park for the final game of the 2010 WS. Wanna go?

 

[F. King Daniel]

The two terrorists have been circling and cursing for hours. Daniel's no longer sure if either of them had any sort of plan going into this - surely if they were serious they would have exploded by now?

Daniel thinks about going outside to negotiate... but then decides to leave it a few more hours. To much fun happening in here right now.

Wait, where's Soda??

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey MLB, I think I can get this thing to take us to AT&T park for the final game of the 2010 WS. Wanna go?

Sure! (The final game of the 2010 series was in Texas, though. )

I just got back from 1994. Had to make a little change first.

*goes to put away all the stuff he's collected from the 1994 World Series*

 

[Miss Chicken]

They returned the box, complete with a new set of keys for the lock, which I now have. The cat food they kept though....something about having to feed aliens in Nevada...

I hope they are going to reimburse me for the cat food otherwise I will not be able to feed my cats.

Miss Chicken says she will go back and pick up some trilobites. She is less sure about the 'raptor but maybe if Deranged Nasat would be happy with a baby from one of the smaller species of 'raptor it would be OK.

 

[RJDiogenes]

* Waits excitedly for Trilobites. *

Hey MLB, I think I can get this thing to take us to AT&T park for the final game of the 2010 WS. Wanna go?

I'd rather go check out future sporting events. If you receive my drift.

 

[Jenee]

The two terrorists have been circling and cursing for hours. Daniel's no longer sure if either of them had any sort of plan going into this - surely if they were serious they would have exploded by now?

Daniel thinks about going outside to negotiate... but then decides to leave it a few more hours. To much fun happening in here right now.

Wait, where's Soda??

Sorry. While staying with Hippie Lady, apparently her kids have smuggled a tv into the basement and are stealing cable from RJ. The older of her boys have gotten little Soda hooked on Family Guy.

I'm beginning to think Hippie Lady's kids are smarter than they let on ...

Anyway, Soda is upstairs watching Family Guy. he could be doing worse things.

 

[F. King Daniel]

*grabs snacks and sneaks upstairs to watch Family Guy with Soda*

I'll deal with the terrorists if they're still out there when it's over.

 

[Thor Damar]

*grabs snacks and sneaks upstairs to watch Family Guy with Soda*

I'll deal with the terrorists if they're still out there when it's over.

{ominously} Oh they won't be, trust me on this...

 

[Miss Chicken]

Miss Chicken (little three legged cat extraordinaire) tricks one of the terrorists into entering the blue box and then she dumps him off on the planet that is said to be the most boring in the Universe. Its inhabitants are giant rock monsters who only wake up every 50 years and they have only recently gone to sleep. They did however leave the TV on but it is only showing a rock monster soap opera on a continuous loop.