Our AK-47
Lord in Gunstores
Hallowed be thy bullets...
This American has the same worries.
If you're gonna do that, at least make it fit syllabically...
Our 'Deagle'
Which art in gun stores
Hallowed be they slugs
You guys can do better than that.
Our bullets,
Which art in handguns,
Hollow be thy points.
Our freedom come.
Our will be done,
In the courts, as it is in Congress.
Give us this day our daily lead,
And forgive us concealed-carry
As we forgive those
Who convert to full-auto.
And lead us not into registration,
But deliver us from liberals.
For ours is the freedom,
And the Second Amendment,
Now and forever,
Amen.