Caption Contest 56: Civil Unrest

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: "Made in Honduras."


UH-OH.

 

[LeadHead]

In case I forgot to say it before, thanks for the win!

Archer: Wow, I'm glad we finally got that magnification problem on the viewscreen fixed.

Mayweather: Uhhh... Captain-

Tucker: Shhhh! Just keep us at low altitude until he leaves the bridge and I'll make it worth your while!

Hoshi: It itches.

Phlox: Oooops! I used the Denobulan Itching powder by mistake!

Hoshi: Does it have any other side effec-

Phlox: Oh boy! Cleanup in aisle 3!

Archer: So next, we'll find a way to shut down this mining operation, and then-

Riann: You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you?

 

[Mistral]

Archer: "Ah, Cabo Wabo! What a great Spring Break that was! Now, the next slide is from my trip to Daytona, I believe..."

 

[ares93]

Mechanized voice: You have engaged in system tampering. Your phaser has now been banned from Starfleet Live until 31-12-9999. Following functions have been disabled: Firing, Reloading and Aiming.

Archer: REED! What did I say about firmwares?!?!

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: I'm gonna get that sum bitch who keeps stealing my newspaper.

 

[cooleddie74]

This is the LAST time someone holds a damned Renaissance Fair in my town.

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: Prepare to give a salutation to my minuscule acquaintance.

 

[cooleddie74]

THREE D-cells?!

Dammit, I'm not made of money!!

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Malcolm?

Reed: Targeted and Ready Sir.

Archer: Good, Jack Sparrow is never gonna make me look like a fool again. Fire all weapons!

 

[Alrik]

Hoshi: "I can't do it anymore Phlox. I've been holding this pose for over a month, and I have an itch that's just driving me crazy."

Phlox (os): "Don't give up now Hoshi, just a little longer and we can call The Guiness Book."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tell Hoshi she'll be free tomorrow.

 

[LeadHead]

I'm just enjoying the irony of Alrik doing a "can we get a new contest" caption.

No offense friend Alrik!

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI: This blasted contest over YET?

One more day of this paint and rubber on my forehead and I'll NEVER get rid of the acne!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

HOSHI: This blasted contest over YET?

One more day of this paint and rubber on my forehead and I'll NEVER get rid of the acne!!

Phlox (OS): "There's some guy named Grumby outside who says he knows something that's good for clearing up acne."
Hoshi: "*sigh* That guy again? Would you please remind him of the restraining order!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one is done. Follow Hoshi to the next contest. But keep your distance Grumby.

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