The Crazy Cat Lady has started to knit a baby blanket for Jenee - made entirely from cat fur.
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
I don't care if you have the God Damn president of the United States in there and you are BRUSHING HIS TEETH WITH SKUNK TAILS. My job is to remove the power-sucking Horrors From Beyond from the electric meters.
31 years in this job and I've seen it all. Including a cloning operation dedicated to resurrecting Joni Mitchel -- and she ain't even dead (just her singing) *rimshot*
...and I don't care. Job is job, I can't go home until I finish this here workorder!
^ Still, its a bloody good thing that I gave my basement a thorough cleanout beforehand.
Cloning? {laughs derisively} that old chestnut! Why, I remember once when I was working on...
Ah, but that was another life.
Cloning? {laughs derisively} that old chestnut! Why, I remember once when I was working on...
Ah, but that was another life.
Is Stripe the same breed of feline as Leo? Just trying to determine what the chances are of my having the same magical connection w/ one of them that I obviously do w/ Leo.
Deranged Nasat will buy a kitty. Those of the out-of-doors persuasion always make more money when they have an animal with them. Ideally a dog, but Deranged Nasat ate his last dog on the long trek across the moors. He doesn't like eating cats though, so they're probably for the best.
Stripe is a tiger I liberated from the circus the last time it came to Trek City. I rescue Leo at the same time.
I believe that the kittens that result of such a pairing will be ligers and should grow up to be larger than either of their parents. Fully grown they should look like this.
I guess you better rent a room in the neighborhood, 'cause nobody gets into the Crypt Of Books.
Daniel's up early, baking and doing all his normal stuff. Jenee said she's got something very important to tell him today. He'll wait patiently until she's ready to say... but considering how long he's been waiting for the answer to the last question (feels sympathetic ache in knee)...
Also, it occurs to Daniel that the corpse/headless sewer zombie was never identified. Anyone missing?
Also, it occurs to Daniel that the corpse/headless sewer zombie was never identified. Anyone missing?
Iguana_tonante hasn't been seen around town lately. That said, he's probably on a visit to the old country to reestablish family business ties. Besides, lurching and devouring brains doesn't seem his style. Far too crude and frankly disrespectful.
Oh, dear, a town full of ligers w/ inexperienced human owners is a very scary thought!
Not sure yet whether I will want one of the kittens.But please know that if you ever need to re-home Leo, he'll always have a place w/ me. Even if I move to Vulcan, which is a distinct possibility.
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Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
I guess you better rent a room in the neighborhood, 'cause nobody gets into the Crypt Of Books.
*detonates explosives*
*walks into crypt*
Ah here we are. Electric meter for the book store... All I need to do is pop the cover off and...
...there we go. See that? You got Cthulus in your wiring. All I gotta do is use this device--
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
--and they dry up and fall off.
All set here. Your electric bill will be adjusted, you shouldn't have to pay anything next month or the month after.
*walks out through blasted hole*
Now, to the coffee shop.
*walks out of the crypt of books covered in dust, looks at RJ and laughs*
I didn't even have to get out anything more than my standard lock pick set and my Ipad...
Where did you think those Jimmy Hoffa books I bought from you came from?
I didn't even have to get out anything more than my standard lock pick set and my Ipad...
Where did you think those Jimmy Hoffa books I bought from you came from?
^^ Enjoy your curses, you guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. 
Of course, finding a cream potent enough to treat the Fungi from Yuggoth is the least of your worries. My mini-Cthulhus were the only thing keeping Azathoth at bay, since there is a dimensional portal right under this street. Why must people mess with things they don't understand?
Hey, anybody feel a tremor?
Of course, finding a cream potent enough to treat the Fungi from Yuggoth is the least of your worries. My mini-Cthulhus were the only thing keeping Azathoth at bay, since there is a dimensional portal right under this street. Why must people mess with things they don't understand?
Hey, anybody feel a tremor?
Fools, you moved too early! He has risen and R'lyeh has appeared out of the depths of the abyss. All will be darkness and the creeping chaos.
Or it might be something I drank and...
Whats that? There is some odd moaning sounds coming from my basement. Oh dear.
Or it might be something I drank and...
Whats that? There is some odd moaning sounds coming from my basement. Oh dear.
^^ Enjoy your curses, you guys. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Of course, finding a cream potent enough to treat the Fungi from Yuggoth is the least of your worries. My mini-Cthulhus were the only thing keeping Azathoth at bay, since there is a dimensional portal right under this street. Why must people mess with things they don't understand?
Hey, anybody feel a tremor?
We're higher up than you in the alien underworld. That fungus was cured before I even left your basement.
Oh, and I taught the Azathoth some manners. I had, mistakenly, assumed that you of all people would read the damned manual before you invited one in as a houseguest. He won't be any problem. At least to me that is...
As long as Shub-Niggurath doesn't show up, Deranged Nasat is okay.
Black Goat of the woods ...WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG.
The goats....mumble mumble....
Black Goat of the woods ...WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG.
The goats....mumble mumble....
^^ Ah, it all starts to make sense.
Not invited-- keeping at bay. Now he's going to eat the whole street!
Is a doctor required here?