Uh-oh. Deranged Nasat is seeing two of people again. He doesn't even remember visiting the pub. Of course, that in itself doesn't mean anything....
Bugrit. The man looks familiar.
Does he work for the gov'ment?
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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Uh-oh. Deranged Nasat is seeing two of people again. He doesn't even remember visiting the pub. Of course, that in itself doesn't mean anything....
Bugrit. The man looks familiar.
Does he work for the gov'ment?
The coffew shop is good as new. Window replaced, kitchen utensils replaced (draws padlocked) and, most importantly, the cage has been built in the basement.
Daniel wanders over to Tora Ziyal's place and knocks on the door. He's a really nervous and stressed about asking this, and it's made him a little hyper and totally eroded his conversational skills:
"Hey there. I liked how you dealt with that kitty and the zombie, yeah? Yeah. You seem really responsible. Hey, this is gonna sound a little weird - like, the weirdest thing you're gonna hear all week - but I would really like for you to come in my basement, come down into my basement and lock me up in a big cage I've spent all day making. Yeah... I need to be locked away tonight in the cage. Can you do that please? Sorry - I'm all nervous. This thing, this weird thing happens to me at night. Jenee normally deals with it. but she's not here and I need to be locked up or bad things will happen. Can you do that?"
Daniel wanders over to Tora Ziyal's place and knocks on the door. He's a really nervous and stressed about asking this, and it's made him a little hyper and totally eroded his conversational skills:
"Hey there. I liked how you dealt with that kitty and the zombie, yeah? Yeah. You seem really responsible. Hey, this is gonna sound a little weird - like, the weirdest thing you're gonna hear all week - but I would really like for you to come in my basement, come down into my basement and lock me up in a big cage I've spent all day making. Yeah... I need to be locked away tonight in the cage. Can you do that please? Sorry - I'm all nervous. This thing, this weird thing happens to me at night. Jenee normally deals with it. but she's not here and I need to be locked up or bad things will happen. Can you do that?"
I have one of those, too. Do you know Master Narayan from the little temple on Nanga Parbat? Anyway, I'm not saying what's in my basement, but whatever it is, it belongs there.
You mean Trish? Heh. She'll sign off on this one. Just remind her about Martha's Vineyard in '92.
Thank you for shopping at Honest RJ's Banned Books. Please come again.
Actually there's only one Zombie. Your barkeep was just exhausted from working so long. Please don't shoot anyone else.
Well, the sewers will keep him busy, but eventually he'll climb out again, so we still need to find the proper spell in the Darkhold or something. It would help to know what spell was used to create him. I wonder if he was raised by the person who killed him.
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
Actually Trish was eaten by a gru down in the Instanced Dungeon last Tuseday. Very sad. We're stuck with Martha until next budget cycle.
Say, Honest RJ... do you happen to know how to prevent unauthorized personal duplication? It seems my Arch Rival is up to his old tricks again...
The Crazy Cat Lady wants to inform everyone that the noise coming from her backyard is simply Leo and Stripe mating. In a few months I should have some cute kittens to give away to my neighbours.
Not a zombie eh? Well color me red then. With all the chaos and my work in the basement...
I mean, never mind. Besides it was a blank (thank the Great Ones) so the poor sod will have a terrible concussion but I'll pay his health care charges and give the fella a hefty rise for his hard work.
Oh, could I put down a request for one of your lovely cats offspring CC lady? The pub could use a pet.
(This zombie IS gone right?)
I mean, never mind. Besides it was a blank (thank the Great Ones) so the poor sod will have a terrible concussion but I'll pay his health care charges and give the fella a hefty rise for his hard work.
Oh, could I put down a request for one of your lovely cats offspring CC lady? The pub could use a pet.
(This zombie IS gone right?)
^^ Well, it's gone into the sewers somewhere. It could find it's way back at any time.
I liked Trish. I never expected her to suffer such a grusome fate.
Sweet. I love kitties. Especially giant ones.
Aw.
I liked Trish. I never expected her to suffer such a grusome fate. Yes, I seem to remember an anti-Doppelganger spell that involves potatoes buried in the backyard, a plaster cast of the subject's head and a song by the Monkees. Hold on while I check the basement.
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What are you going to fed the kitty if I give it to you?
I am still waiting for my can of tuna.
I am still waiting for my can of tuna.
Accepting that Tora Ziyal isn't gonna answer the door, Daniel heads back. Maybe he'll try Hippy Lady's house and...he suddenly sees Jenee's car parked outside the coffee shop! She's back, and not a moment too soon - the crazy is creeping up on him fast. He dives inside and upstairs.
"I built a cage in the basement. It was to hold me in your absence but now I've got a better idea. It has shackles"
He takes Jenee by the hand and leads the way...
"I built a cage in the basement. It was to hold me in your absence but now I've got a better idea. It has shackles"
He takes Jenee by the hand and leads the way...
Ziyal arrives home just in time to see Daniel disappearing around the corner. She vaguely wonders what he was doing on her block...
Ice glances out the window, spotting the lone utility man...wait a minute, now there are two of them.
*rubs eyes*
Nope, still two...no wait, now there are three of them. Oh shit.
*Ice runs out the door and directly to Honest RJ's with two Tommy guns strapped to his back Rambo style, where he madly starts to search for a book he looked at just last week...*
*rubs eyes*
Nope, still two...no wait, now there are three of them. Oh shit.
*Ice runs out the door and directly to Honest RJ's with two Tommy guns strapped to his back Rambo style, where he madly starts to search for a book he looked at just last week...*
Hmm... Jenee was a little sick again this morning.
...must be the stress of that Chicago Coffee Confederation Conference (ChiCoConCon, for short) she went to yesterday.
...must be the stress of that Chicago Coffee Confederation Conference (ChiCoConCon, for short) she went to yesterday.
Hearing of Jenee's dinner and speech plans, Ziyal drops off a bag of baby spinach leaves for a salad.
RJDiogenes emails Jenee an MP3 of "Baby Driver."
Everybody's but mine. Besides, did I mention that I have my own generator?