TNG Caption This #186: Yesterdays Caption Contest

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: I am mad as hell and refuse to take it any longer!

Tasha: Age before beauty, commander.
Data: I do not understand.

Yar: Up here.
Castillo: I was just admiring your..er, -- phasers!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Ahem, I'm waiting Tasha.

Ensign: Tasha's over on the Enterprise-C Captain.

Picard: Oh, right. She always used to say nice things about my butt before I sat down.

Worf: Why is Data floating outside the ship again?

Data: You go first.

Tasha: No you go.

Troi: if I go first can I be alive in this universe?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Damned hernia! Accursed belt!"

"Listen, just because you wake up in my bed doesn't mean you can just use my hair gel without asking."

"He he he boobies."

Guinan thought Geordi might enjoy The View.

 

[Alrik]

Tasha: "Going....down?"

Data: "Here we go again."

 

[Isis]

Troi (OS to self): "I sure attract 'em, don't I? First, an Earth man who can't get over himself. And now--who would-a thunk it--a Klingon who can't get over himself."

Yar: "There, there, data, don't feel bad that your masculinity isn't up to par with mine--you're actually part of a very large majority."

Waitress (whispering): "No worries, Geordi. See? I told you it would just take a little make-up and voilà, no more hickey."

 

[Gary7]

Too much!

 

[Isis]

Tasha: "So you think I'd be a decent comedian?"

Castillo: "Absolutely. I'm still laughing at that last one-liner of yours. But while you finish out your current commission, just promise me you'll be careful."

Tasha: "Don't be silly, Castillo. What could happen? I'm no slouch, you know--they didn't make me Security Chief for nothing."

Picard (to self): "I never realized this before, but..."

<pauses for a second>

Picard (continuing to self): "I have really ugly fingers."

 

[Gary7]

Riker (OS): "Captain, are you busy?"

Picard: "What??! No number one--I'm not doing anything, just... just checking the duty roster." [clicks screen off] "What is it?"

 

[Gary7]

Riker (OS): "Captain, are you busy?"

Picard: "What??! No number one--I'm not doing anything, just... just checking the duty roster." [clicks screen off] "What is it?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Tasha: I love you.

Castillo: Wow. I didn't think you were into people like me.

Tasha: What do you mean by that?

Castillo: Well, with that Wesley Crusher haircut of yours I thought you were a "woman in comfortable shoes".