Miss Chicken's Slave Auction

[Miss Chicken]

Miss Chicken has captured 12 members of the Trekbbs (8 male, 4 female) and is holding a slave auction to sell them off.

RULES

*Only Trekbbs dollars will be accepted
* Bids must be between $1000-$5000 each bid
*Each member will begin with $100,000 Trek dollars
*Members are allowed to join their income and buy a slave between them
* Members can gift their Trek money to others
* If you bid on a slave who has previously purchased a slave you get both slaves
* You can treat/abuse your slave any way you like once you purchase them
* Members are allowed to resell purchased slaves if they can find a purchaser
* NO-ONE CAN BID ON THEMSELVES

Slaves can tell people about their talents/good points etc in the hope that they will not be sold for an embarrassingly low amount.

FIRST AUCTION

His Grape-i-ness RJDiogenes

 

[F. King Daniel]

Erm...what do we get to do to the slaves?

I mean...there have to be some limits, right?

 

[star]

Erm...what do we get to do to the slaves?

I mean...there have to be some limits, right?

Really? Why?

 

[Miss Chicken]

No limits.

As I said -

* You can treat/abuse your slave any way you like once you purchase them

Of course, graphic descriptions of what you do might be against Trekbbs guidelines.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Erm...what do we get to do to the slaves?

I mean...there have to be some limits, right?

Really? Why?

That's between me and my slaves.

 

[scotpens]

Erm...what do we get to do to the slaves?

I mean...there have to be some limits, right?

I assume that the usual laws regarding humane treatment of animals would apply to slaves as well. Of course, who knows how they do things in Tasmania.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Erm...what do we get to do to the slaves?

I mean...there have to be some limits, right?

I assume that the usual laws regarding humane treatment of animals would apply to slaves as well. Of course, who knows how they do things in Tasmania.

Slaves can be whipped and chained
Slaves can be used as sex objects

So I don't think the "usual laws regard humane treatment of animals" do apply.

 

[RJDiogenes]

This is what I get for dozing off outside the safety of the BR.

Er... I bid $100,000 Trek dollars.

 

[F. King Daniel]

This is what I get for dozing off outside the safety of the BR.

Er... I bid $100,000 Trek dollars.

Slaves shouldn't be able to bid on themselves!

You're meat, dude. The best you can hope for is a sympathetic master.

 

[RJDiogenes]

My lawyer has reviewed the rules carefully. No mention is made of slaves not being able to buy their own freedom.

 

[Miss Chicken]

My lawyer has reviewed the rules carefully. No mention is made of slaves not being able to buy their own freedom.

I have added that rule - Slaves cannot bid on themselves.

However you can buy your freedom once you are bought.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

$1000 for the grape.

 

[Kirkman1987]

I bid 2000 Quatloos....err...Trekbbs dollars.

 

[Gepard]

I bid $5000 Trek dollars on our grapey overlord.

RJ, the nuBSG appreciation reeducation camp is waiting.

 

[T'Bonz]

Heh heh. Poor Grape.

 

[thestrangequark]

When do we learn who the other eleven slaves are? I mean, I'd seriously love me some RJ, but what if we want to browse the merchandise before choosing whom to buy?

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

RJ, the nuBSG appreciation reeducation camp is waiting.

I'll double that bid to $10,000 and let him enjoy watching the Star Trek film instead of nuBSG.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I bid 2000 Quatloos....err...Trekbbs dollars.

yeah, the bidding really should be in Quatloos.

 

[star]

When do we learn who the other eleven slaves are? I mean, I'd seriously love me some RJ, but what if we want to browse the merchandise before choosing whom to buy?

This is my thought as well.

 

[Gepard]

RJ, the nuBSG appreciation reeducation camp is waiting.

I'll double that bid to $10,000 and let him enjoy watching the Star Trek film instead of nuBSG.

$15,000, and I have the chair from A Clockwork Orange warmed and ready to go.