Too Hot for Sesame Street?

[sidious618]

Elmo's a little dick. He told her he wanted to play dress up, then took off and decided without asking her to play tag. Real good lesson kids: lie to your friends, and just do what you want, they'll play along.

It's why they sent Elmo to Gitmo.

 

[Trekker4747]

We all know Elmo is gay anyway.

 

[Nardpuncher]

That Elmo shirt on SNL makes all this worth it.

How come they look so ample there, but in the Elmo video they seem much smaller?
I guess there's a lot of support in this gif, and a lot of suppression in the Elmo video!

 

[Nardpuncher]

Oh, did anyone post this yet?

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thDIBsX2j2U&feature=player_embedded#![/yt]

 

[Mike Farley]

I thought it was way too much cleavage. What was she thinking?

This is Katy Perry we are talking about, she kissed a girl, and she liked it...

Which is an intersting point. If this had been some random Disney Channel actress wearing the same dress would anyone have even noticed? But since it was Perry, who has a rep for being risque....

 

[melancholymecha]

^I think he was totally humilated when he realized he had completely forgotten their "play-date". He then improvised...I guess.

But then...I've always been partial to The Count, myself.

speaking of the Count, Im amazed no ones ever complained about there being a vampire on a childrens show...

 

[Rush Limborg]

Well, he's never been known to drink blood....

 

[SeerSGB]

Well, he's never been known to drink blood....

... ahhh, but do we know for sure? Maybe he doesn't crave human blood but the blood of his own kind: Muppets.

Hmmmm, that could make for a good halloween episode:

Elmo: Elmo feel cold...Elmo see bright light at end of long tunnel ~snap~

Count: Ha, ha, ha, 2..2 dead muppets.

 

[sidious618]

I'm not saying the Count drinks blood but with all these rumors plus him being a sort of vampire you'd think he'd come out and confirm it...

 

[Trekker4747]

I heard they were going to re-make The Count's puppet into a pale, sparkly, emo douchebag.

 

[SeerSGB]

I'm not saying the Count drinks blood but with all these rumors plus him being a sort of vampire you'd think he'd come out and confirm it...

If the Count hasn't killed and drained his fellow muppets for their blood he has nothing to hide. Why doesn't he come out an release his records. After all, if he hasn't killed and drained muppets to survive, why is he hiding his personal life.

 

[Brent]

maybe he is a closet vampire

 

[sidious618]

I'm not saying the Count drinks blood but with all these rumors plus him being a sort of vampire you'd think he'd come out and confirm it...

If the Count hasn't killed and drained his fellow muppets for their blood he has nothing to hide. Why doesn't he come out an release his records. After all, if he hasn't killed and drained muppets to survive, why is he hiding his personal life.

Exactly, man. I find it very worrying.

 

[melancholymecha]

Now I want to see some fanart of The Count feeding on a frantic pleading Elmo...

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Likely as not, it'd go like so:

"Ah-HA-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! Ah-HA-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! THAT TICKLES!"

 

[Miss Chicken]

The count would be counting Elmo's laughs.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"One pint! Two! Two pints!"

 

[Locutus of Bored]

speaking of the Count, Im amazed no ones ever complained about there being a vampire on a childrens show...

And clearly the Count is a undocumented foreign national.

He's a pimp too (NSFW - language):

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmYGLIubho[/yt]

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ This is how it starts.

 

[ALF]

This was one great marketing pull.
For both Sesame Street and Katy Perry.