Books that will never be written by the DS9 crew & others

[Deranged Nasat]

The Evils of Genetic Engineering by Weyoun
All the Important Stuff I Did in Season 7 by Jake Sisko

I lol'd at the Jake one.

Me too.

I've laughed at lots of these. GREAT work, everyone.

......


Okay, my try:

Bug Eyed Space Aliens And Other Earth Cliches - by Gowron.

Life is Not a Game - by Falow of the Wadi.

Lay Down Your Arms (a heartfelt plea for peace) - by Gaila.

And of course:

Luther Sloan: The Autobiography - by Luther Sloan.

 

[flemm]

Luther Sloan: The Autobiography - by Luther Sloan.

Nicely done


How to Entertain Guests and Make Them Feel Comfortable in Your Home - co-authored by Worf and Odo

Only Some of You Were Guilty and Not All Were Legitimate Targets - by Kira Nerys

How to Get a Full-Body Workout Without Leaving Your Barstool - by Morn

Dealing With the Humiliation and Loss of Confidence Associated with Male-pattern Baldness - by The Sisko

Hot Sex and Good Food on Risa: A Memoir of My Mid-life Crisis - by Third Remeta'Klan

 

[Rush Limborg]

Dealing With the Humiliation and Loss of Confidence Associated with Male-pattern Baldness - by The Sisko

Hot Sex and Good Food on Risa: A Memoir of My Mid-life Crisis - by Third Remeta'Klan

 

[Photon]

Luther Sloan: The Autobiography - by Luther Sloan.

Nicely done


How to Entertain Guests and Make Them Feel Comfortable in Your Home - co-authored by Worf and Odo

Only Some of You Were Guilty and Not All Were Legitimate Targets - by Kira Nerys

How to Get a Full-Body Workout Without Leaving Your Barstool - by Morn

Dealing With the Humiliation and Loss of Confidence Associated with Male-pattern Baldness - by The Sisko

Hot Sex and Good Food on Risa: A Memoir of My Mid-life Crisis - by Third Remeta'Klan

I LOL'd aGAIN!!!

 

[Solarbaby]

How to keep your ship moving during Dominion attacks(In some countries- Sitting Duck) and other useful tactical manoeuvres - Captain Keogh

 

[DevilEyes]

Hot Sex and Good Food on Risa: A Memoir of My Mid-life Crisis - by Third Remeta'Klan

Those Jem'Hadar, they go crazy when they turn 8.

 

[Photon]

How to keep your ship moving during Dominion attacks(In some countries- Sitting Duck) and other useful tactical manoeuvres - Captain Keogh

preface by Will Riker

 

[Nightdiamond]

Photon
S3CT1ON31 wrote:
How to keep your ship moving during Dominion attacks(In some countries- Sitting Duck) and other useful tactical manoeuvres - Captain Keogh
preface by Will Riker

Pretty good;


What's the worse that could happen?? by the unforunate Legate Broca

Apparently, flattery can get you anywhere also by Legate Broca

 

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What's the worse that could happen?? by the unforunate Legate Broca

Apparently, flattery can get you anywhere also by Legate Broca

LoL, both of those are great

Just to keep the ball rolling:


Solids are people, too. - by The Link

Keepin' it real. - By Senator Vreenak

How to destroy an idea. - by Benny Russell

An Idiot's Guide to Surviving Wild Sex in the Golden Years - by Curzon Dax

 

[Solarbaby]

Parenthood 101 (the kids always come home eventually)- The great link.

 

[Photon]

Virak'kara's would-be huge seller:

Kama Sutra in the Gamma

 

[Thor Damar]

Skrain Dukat: A Journey

Corat Damar: Going Rogue

Elmo Borca: The Third Gul: my story at the heart of the Dominion

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

No, Seriously, I Like Being Tortured by Miles O'Brien

You'll be Seeing Me Again by Eris

 

[Nightdiamond]

DS9 Gal AZ:

You'll be Seeing Me Again by Eris


flemm: keepin' it real. - By Senator Vreenak

How to destroy an idea. - by Benny Russell

Hah!

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Vorta are My Favorite People by any Jem'Hadar
Jem'Hadar are My Favorite People by any Vorta

 

[Anthony Sabre]

Willie Mays: From Baseball Star to Temporal Cold Warrior - Jake Sisko

 

[Photon]

My Journey: Being Like Mother Teresa-Female Shapeshifter

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Truth and Equality for All-The Intendant

Cardassia: My Home, My Strength-Miles O'Brien

Celibacy-Curzon Dax

My Pathway to the Command Chair-Jake Sisko

My friend, Gul Dukat-Kira Nerys

The Whole Truth, and Nothing But...-Elim Garak

Why Starfleet is the Best for Your Family-Keiko O'Brien

The Federation: Why it's flawless-Benjamin Sisko

Best Picnic Spots from Around the Galaxy-Martok

Fairness in the Workplace-Quark

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Virak'kara's would-be huge seller:

Kama Sutra in the Gamma

AAAHAHAHAHA!

Corat Damar: Going Rogue

I wish! I would SO read that one!

My friend, Gul Dukat-Kira Nerys

Ewwwwwww.


The Day the Scales Fell from My Eyes by Gul Dukat.

(Let's see who gets the reference there.)

 

[Photon]

Virak'kara's would-be huge seller:

Kama Sutra in the Gamma

AAAHAHAHAHA!

Corat Damar: Going Rogue

I wish! I would SO read that one!

My friend, Gul Dukat-Kira Nerys

Ewwwwwww.


The Day the Scales Fell from My Eyes by Gul Dukat.

(Let's see who gets the reference there.)

I LOL'd aGAIN!