Robau is responsible for all Trek continuity errors because he punched the walls of reality and warped the time line dozens of times.
Facts About Captain Robau
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What is canon in Star Trek is whatever the hell Robau says is.
Captain Robau is sick! He should be in jail!
But he's just *so* awesome we let him get away with whatever.
But he's just *so* awesome we let him get away with whatever.
The cops tried to arrest him but the cuffs melted as soon as they touched Robau's wrists.
Robau is going to pretend that the last sentence is not sarcasm and agree with you that he is awesome and does get away with any and everything.
Robau made Steve Gutenberg a star.
Robau Week: The scariest seven nights on Romulan television.
Before Q does anything, he has to ask Captain Robau for permission.
The only reason Q keeps visiting Captain Picard is because he is still insecure about Robau and wants to pick on a bald man who CAN'T kick his ass.
Robau can eat a ton of sweets and gain not even an ounce.
Calories flee from Robau's body in terror.
Robau puts the sex in sexy.
When Robau craps after eating candy, the *candy* weighs more than when he ate it.
When Robau uses an exercise machine, it loses weight.
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