^Nu-uh. He ejects warp cores.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau iz all in yer internetz...KICKING YOUR STUPID LOLCAT-LOVING ASS FOR AN HOUR...
In the end there can be only one. It will be Robau.
Robau's not just the Highlander.
He's the Scottish Highlands.
He's the Scottish Highlands.
The odds of Captain Robau successfully navigating an asteroid field are exactly one. Because one trip through is all Robau needs to pulverize the asteroids into dust using only his fists.
Robau once defeated the Organians by throwing a bucket of water on them.
Robau destroyed Endor by winking at it because Ewoks piss him off.
Robau's testicles are each separate, individual Death Stars.
Captain Robau's "Evasive pattern delta five!" is far more iconic, tactically relevant, and badass than Admiral Ackbar's "Its a trap!"
Robau's "Pattern Delta Five"?
What he uses to get all the ladies turned on.
What he uses to get all the ladies turned on.
Pythia was able to write about the future in her scrolls because having sex with Robau allowed her to transcended space-time and she saw the future of humanity.
Robau is allowed to have sex in the champagne room. Whenever he wants.
Robau is the Theory of Everything.
Robau would like to buy the world a Coke - but the world keeps *him* company.
The Asylum's next movie will be Mega Shark, Mega Piranha, Giant Octopus, and Sharktopus vs Captain Robau. The movie will be 15 minutes long and consist of Robau kicking the asses of afore mentioned monsters and eating them alive while they shriek in terror.
They had to invent the word retcon because Robau kept punching people into the past.
Robau personally oversaw the creation of his latest masterpiece, MegaSharktopirobauirhantopus.
Many people wonder how it is physically possible for Mega Shark to jump 10,000 ft into the air and take out an airplane. The answer is Robau grabbed Mega Shark and threw him directly at the plane.
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